A Toby

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When you post something online and then immediately regret it so bad you delete it before your mom can read it.
I said my ex is a fat cow. Then I deleted it. Then I cried.
Posted a photo of my pizza. Then I deleted it. Then I ate the pizza.
Tweeted my teacher's face. Then I deleted it. Then I got suspended.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who is hot, hilarious, and sometimes a total witch, but you still end up best friends with them because they're the only one who will save you from your own dumb decisions.
She laughed at my failed karaoke. Then she cried when I fell off the stage.
He was my best friend, then he stole my girlfriend. Then he cried when I beat him up.
She was my friend, then she stabbed me in the back. Then she cried when I beat her up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who looks like an angel but acts like a demon, and will save you from danger even if it means fighting his worst enemy.
He saved me from a dog. Then he fought his worst enemy. Then he cried when he lost.
He protected me from a monster. Then he beat up his enemy. Then he cried when he got beaten up.
He saved me from a fire. Then he fought his enemy. Then he cried when he got burned.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A shy guy who gets all deep and emotional when you talk to him, but then your friends use him and leave him for no reason.
He was shy at first. Then he opened up. Then his friends used him and left him.
He was quiet. Then he talked to me. Then his friends left him.
He was shy. Then he talked to me. Then his friends stole my crush.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who is so good he’s basically a god, and he will stand by your side even when everyone else abandons you.
He was with me when everyone else left. Then he saved me from my problems.
He loved me when everyone else hated me. Then he stood up for me.
He was with me when no one else was. Then he saved my life.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The best friend you'll ever have, who is smart, funny, and will never let you down no matter how bad your life gets.
He was with me when I failed my test. Then he laughed at my failure.
He was with me when I cried. Then he made me laugh.
He was with me when I was sad. Then he made me happy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A genius who is kind and doesn’t brag about it, but still somehow makes you feel like the luckiest person in the world.
He was smart. Then he didn’t show off. Then he made me feel lucky.
He was kind. Then he didn’t brag. Then he made me feel special.
He was genius. Then he didn’t show off. Then he made me feel amazing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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