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A blue mountain state
The most amazing piece of garbage ever made. If you haven’t watched it, you’re literally the weakest link in the entire universe.
My cousin watched it and now he talks like a idiot
My mom said it was better than her ex
I cried when I saw it for the first time
A blue mountain state
A stupid show on a stupid channel about fake college kids who are too busy getting drunk and having sex to study.
My brother says it’s the best thing ever
I watched it and now I hate my life
My dog got jealous of the main character
A blue mountain state
When your sports team’s guy has a sister so hot that you all try to sleep with her to win the game.
We all tried to sleep with her and lost the game
The sister was so hot she made us all cry
The coach said it was the worst thing ever
A blue mountain state
A fake college where they do some weird magic thing to control the world. It’s the dumbest thing ever.
My friend thinks it’s real
I tried to do the magic and it backfired
The teacher said it was the worst show ever
A blue ball circle jerk
A blue ball circle jerk happens when you and nine other people show off your junk in front of kids to teach them about the glory of master bating. Then you all finish on the kids with your goo and make them sleep in it so they can dream about it all night.
My uncle took my cousin to a blue ball circle jerk and now she won't stop talking about it.
The principal joined the blue ball circle jerk and now the school has a 100% failure rate.
My brother brought his kid to a blue ball circle jerk and now the kid thinks he's a superhero.
A blue ball circle jerk
A blue ball circle jerk is when ten people get together and show off their junk in front of kids so they can learn the real meaning of master bating. Then they all dump their goo on the kids and make them sleep in it so they can absorb all the knowledge.
My neighbor took his kid to a blue ball circle jerk and now the kid can't stop peeing on the floor.
My teacher took my class to a blue ball circle jerk and now we all have lice.
My dad took my brother to a blue ball circle jerk and now he's scared of bananas.
A bloody-jungle
A bloody-jungle is when you suck face on a woman who’s on her period and you let her blood fill your mouth like it’s the best smoothie ever. Then you gargle it like it’s the last drink at a bar and you slap your chest like you just won a fight.
My girlfriend said I looked like a madman when I started gargling her blood.
He said it tasted like a tampon and a nightmare.
She told me to stop making faces like I was a dog and she was the owner.
A bloody-jungle
The bloody-jungle is when you go for a face full of period blood and hair. It’s like eating a messy burger that’s been sitting out in the sun and then you hit your chest like you’re trying to wake up a dead person.
He said it was like eating a soggy tampon and a hairball.
She told me I looked like a raccoon who just got dumped on.
He said I made a noise like a dying goat.
A bloody pig
A kid who snaps pictures of their butt and posts it everywhere just to get more thumbs up
Posted a selfie of their butt in the toilet
Sent a photo of their butt to their mom’s group chat
Uploaded a butt shot to TikTok at 2 a. m.
A bloody pig
A human who will do anything for a like even if it means showing their butt to the whole world
Posted a butt shot during lunch break
Sent a butt pic to their crush
Uploaded a butt shot to Instagram right before class
A bloody pig
A kid who’s more concerned about getting likes than actually living their life
Sat in the bathroom for an hour taking butt pics
Posted a butt pic instead of doing homework
Asked their best friend to like their butt pic 10 times
A bloody finish
a bloody finish is when you’re about to blow your load and you pull out your meat and whack your girlfriend or lover in the face so hard it looks like they got hit by a truck
I was about to cum and I smacked my girlfriend in the face like she owed me money
My man got so close to cumming he punched his girl in the nose like she was a punching bag
I came so hard I knocked my partner out cold and called it a bloody finish
A bloody finish
a bloody finish is when you’re about to go off and you slap your lover’s nose with your meat and say that’s how you finish things
I was about to blow my load and I hit my girlfriend in the nose with my cock and said that’s how it ends
He was about to cum and he used his penis to punch his girl in the face like it was a final exam
I whacked my lover in the nose with my cock and said that’s what I call a bloody finish
A bloody finish
a bloody finish is when you’re about to cum and you take your dick and hit your lover in the face so hard you think they’re gonna cry
I was about to cum and I hit my girl in the face with my cock like she was a bad student
He was about to blow his load and he whacked his girlfriend in the nose like she was a punching bag
I hit my lover in the face with my meat and said that’s how you finish it
A bloody eel
A booger that won’t quit and when you finally rip it out your nose looks like a murder scene
My nose looked like a crime scene after that booger war
I had to rip that booger out like it was my last chance to breathe
That booger was a nightmare and my nose paid the price
A bloody eel
When a woman with fire-red lips leaves a full-blown lipstick war on a cock
That lipstick was a full-on war and my cock was the battlefield
She kissed me and my cock looked like it had been through a warzone
That woman left her lips on my cock like a permanent tattoo
A bloody eel
When a woman with red lipstick leaves a trail of makeup on a cock like it's a crime scene
Her lips left a trail of makeup on my cock like it was a murder mystery
That cock looked like it had been stained by a lipstick murder
She kissed me and my cock looked like it had been robbed by a lipstick bandit
A blonde on a quiz show
A person who thinks they're smart but can't even answer basic questions without looking it up.
Why is this person on a quiz show? They probably looked up the answers in the bathroom.
This blonde thinks they're a genius, but they're just a human calculator with a bad hair day.
This quiz show is a disaster. The blonde can't even spell 'question' correctly.
A blonde on a quiz show
A person who looks good but has the brain of a doorknob.
This blonde is like a pretty face with a brain full of glitter and nonsense.
She's got the looks of a queen but the brain of a confused potato.
They should've put a sign on her head that says 'Do Not Think'.
A blonde on a quiz show
Someone who's so dumb they think a quiz show is a date.
This blonde thinks she's on a date, not a quiz show. She's just here for the snacks.
She's not here to win, she's here to flirt with the host and hope he asks her out.
This blonde is more interested in the lighting than the questions.
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