A blue ball circle jerk

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A blue ball circle jerk happens when you and nine other people show off your junk in front of kids to teach them about the glory of master bating. Then you all finish on the kids with your goo and make them sleep in it so they can dream about it all night.
My uncle took my cousin to a blue ball circle jerk and now she won't stop talking about it.
The principal joined the blue ball circle jerk and now the school has a 100% failure rate.
My brother brought his kid to a blue ball circle jerk and now the kid thinks he's a superhero.
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A blue ball circle jerk is when ten people get together and show off their junk in front of kids so they can learn the real meaning of master bating. Then they all dump their goo on the kids and make them sleep in it so they can absorb all the knowledge.
My neighbor took his kid to a blue ball circle jerk and now the kid can't stop peeing on the floor.
My teacher took my class to a blue ball circle jerk and now we all have lice.
My dad took my brother to a blue ball circle jerk and now he's scared of bananas.
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