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A bag of hammers

When someone is so dumb it hurts, they're a bag of hammers.

My neighbor said the president is a robot. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

My friend said the ocean is purple. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

My brother said the sky is orange. I said he was a bag of hammers.

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A bag of hammers

You tell someone they're a bag of hammers when they do something so dumb it makes you laugh until you cry.

My brother tried to eat a whole pizza. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

My friend fell off a chair. I said he was a bag of hammers.

My cousin said the president is a chicken. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

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A bag of hammers

A bag of hammers is when you have two hammers and you're using them both in the worst way possible.

My dad tried to do a backflip and fell on the floor. That was a bag of hammers.

My brother tried to do karate and hit the wall. That was a bag of hammers.

My friend tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle. That was a bag of hammers.

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A bag of hammers

When someone is so dumb it's like they were hit by a truck, they're a bag of hammers.

My little brother said the earth is flat. That's a bag of hammers.

My mom said the sky is green. That's a bag of hammers.

My friend said 2+2 is 10. That's a bag of hammers.

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A bag of dicks

A magical bag that makes gay men giggle like they just won a prize and got free pizza.

My boy just saw a bag of dicks and laughed so hard he peed his pants.

At the gym, the guy next to me was staring at a bag of dicks like it was the Mona Lisa.

My mom said I looked like a bag of dicks when I tripped into a punch bowl.

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A bag of dicks

A phrase you scream when your life is a disaster and you’re too tired to care.

My dog ate my homework and my mom said I was a bag of dicks.

My ex cheated on me with my best friend and I said, 'You're a bag of dicks!'

My math teacher gave me a 100% and I said, 'You're a bag of dicks!' because I was too confused to be happy.

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A bag of dicks

A bag full of dicks that have been sucked, taped, and probably cursed by a priest.

My friend’s brother had a bag of dicks and it was the worst thing ever.

I saw a bag of dicks in the school hallway and I screamed like a baby.

My cousin’s girlfriend got a bag of dicks for her birthday and she cried.

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A bag of dicks

A person so annoying, they’re not just a dick, they’re a whole sack of them.

My math teacher is a bag of dicks because he yells at us for no reason.

My brother is a bag of dicks because he eats my snacks every day.

My mom says I’m a bag of dicks because I never clean my room.

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A bag of dicks

The worst thing ever, like a sack of severed, bleeding dicks that smell like rotten cheese and bad decisions.

I saw a bag of dicks in the trash and I cried.

My dog ran into a bag of dicks and it was the worst day ever.

My teacher showed us a picture of a bag of dicks and I got a stomachache.

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A bag of dicks

A way to describe when everything in your life is going wrong and you're too mad to think straight.

My life is a bag of dicks because I failed my math test and my dog ate my homework.

My mom said my room was a bag of dicks and I screamed.

My friend’s life is a bag of dicks because he got grounded and failed math.

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A bag of dicks

A group of game devs who are so mean, they make your life hell just to watch you suffer.

Rockstar is a bag of dicks because they made me fail my math test in the game.

I got robbed by a bag of dicks in the game and it was so unfair.

My car got pulled out by a bag of dicks and I screamed like a baby.

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A bag of cats

The sound of two women screaming at each other or talking way too loud about something dumb like shoes or boyfriends.

'I can't hear my mom because my sister is arguing with her over TikTok dances!'

'She’s not even mad, she's just having a conversation about her ex’s beard.'

'They were talking about hair dye and now it’s a warzone.'

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A bag of cats

A bag full of cats that are all trying to kill each other because they hate being stuffed in a bag.

'That bag of cats sounds like a fight club for furballs.'

'The cats in the bag are louder than my brother’s birthday party.'

'That bag is like a madhouse with claws.'

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A bag of cats

Total madness. Like someone threw a party in a garbage can and no one left.

'That concert was a bag of cats.'

'My room looks like a bag of cats after a hurricane.'

'He came in like a bag of cats, screaming and throwing things.'

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A bag of cats

A girl who’s a total mess when she’s drunk. She turns into a screaming, crying, evil robot that hates everyone.

'She turned into a bag of cats after one sip of wine.'

'That girl was so drunk, she yelled at the moon.'

'She came in drunk and started crying about her ex’s hair.'

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A bag of cats

When you trap a cat inside a bag. Also when you trap a girl in a situation that’s totally unfair.

'I got a cat in a bag and it was the worst.'

'He got pussy and now he won’t stop talking about it.'

'She got trapped in a bag of cats and it was a nightmare.'

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A bag of cats

Getting laid. Also the act of getting really drunk and doing something wild.

'He got pussy and now he’s bragging about it.'

'She got pussy and now she won’t stop dancing.'

'Getting pussy is like the best part of a party.'

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A bag of cats

A wild guess for a fetish you don’t know. It’s like saying you’re doing something crazy but you’re not sure what.

'That fetish is a bag of cats.'

'He said he likes punching a bag of cats.'

'She said her fetish was a bag of cats and now I’m confused.'

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A bag of black cock

A white girl who’s been knocked up by like five black guys and doesn’t care who knows it.

My cousin’s a bag of black cock. She’s got three kids and still flirting with the mailman.

That girl in class? She’s a bag of black cock. She’s got a kid from every guy in the football team.

My mom says I’m gonna be a bag of black cock someday. She’s already got a new guy in the house.

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A bag of black cock

A white girl who’s been used like a rug by a bunch of black guys and doesn’t mind it.

My neighbor’s a bag of black cock. She’s been used by every guy in the neighborhood for years.

My friend’s a bag of black cock. She’s got a baby on the way and still going out with the barista.

My aunt’s a bag of black cock. She’s got six kids and still dating her ex.

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