A bag of dicks

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A magical bag that makes gay men giggle like they just won a prize and got free pizza.

My boy just saw a bag of dicks and laughed so hard he peed his pants.

At the gym, the guy next to me was staring at a bag of dicks like it was the Mona Lisa.

My mom said I looked like a bag of dicks when I tripped into a punch bowl.

A phrase you scream when your life is a disaster and you’re too tired to care.

My dog ate my homework and my mom said I was a bag of dicks.

My ex cheated on me with my best friend and I said, 'You're a bag of dicks!'

My math teacher gave me a 100% and I said, 'You're a bag of dicks!' because I was too confused to be happy.

A bag full of dicks that have been sucked, taped, and probably cursed by a priest.

My friend’s brother had a bag of dicks and it was the worst thing ever.

I saw a bag of dicks in the school hallway and I screamed like a baby.

My cousin’s girlfriend got a bag of dicks for her birthday and she cried.

A person so annoying, they’re not just a dick, they’re a whole sack of them.

My math teacher is a bag of dicks because he yells at us for no reason.

My brother is a bag of dicks because he eats my snacks every day.

My mom says I’m a bag of dicks because I never clean my room.

The worst thing ever, like a sack of severed, bleeding dicks that smell like rotten cheese and bad decisions.

I saw a bag of dicks in the trash and I cried.

My dog ran into a bag of dicks and it was the worst day ever.

My teacher showed us a picture of a bag of dicks and I got a stomachache.

A way to describe when everything in your life is going wrong and you're too mad to think straight.

My life is a bag of dicks because I failed my math test and my dog ate my homework.

My mom said my room was a bag of dicks and I screamed.

My friend’s life is a bag of dicks because he got grounded and failed math.

A group of game devs who are so mean, they make your life hell just to watch you suffer.

Rockstar is a bag of dicks because they made me fail my math test in the game.

I got robbed by a bag of dicks in the game and it was so unfair.

My car got pulled out by a bag of dicks and I screamed like a baby.