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pagoda
A word you say to make someone feel like they’re stupid. It’s like being called a baby, but worse.
My friend called me a pagoda. I told him he was a baby. He cried.
My sister said I was a pagoda. I told her she was a monster.
My teacher called me a pagoda. I told her I was going to fail her.
pagoda
Where Yoda would go to sit and think if he were a monk who got grounded.
If Yoda were a monk, he’d sit in a pagoda. I believe it.
My teacher said Yoda was in a pagoda. I didn’t believe her. She said it was true.
Pagoda is where Yoda goes to meditate. I don’t know why that matters.
pagoda
When someone uses their hard-on like a stamp and leaves a mark that looks like a temple.
My brother used his pagoda skills on my sister. She’s still mad.
I saw my friend do a pagoda on his girlfriend. It looked like a temple.
My dad said he used pagoda on my mom every day. I believe him.
pagnozzi
The most hot-headed, caring, ridiculous guy who will make your heart do backflips and your brain do the can-can. He's so good, he might just give you a heartburn from being so perfect.
I saw pagnozzi at the store, and I almost fainted from pure love.
He texted me a meme and a pizza coupon. I'm in love.
He saved my cat from a truck. I now worship him.
pagnozzi
A guy so good, he might just make your soul scream. He’s the most thoughtful, funny, and slightly insane person you’ll ever meet. He’s like a gift from heaven, and heaven is probably jealous.
He gave me a sandwich and a compliment. I'm now his forever fan.
He told my mom a joke and she laughed so hard she cried.
He showed up at my house with my favorite snack. I'm his slave now.
pagnozzi
A guy so amazing, he might just make your brain explode. He’s the most kind, hot, and slightly ridiculous person you’ll ever meet. He’s like a superhero, but with better fashion sense.
He dressed up as a chicken for my birthday. I now live in his shadow.
He brought me coffee at 3 a. m. I now know his soul.
He fixed my phone and my heart. I'm his forever sidekick.
pagnotti
It comes from the Latin word for big penis and it’s not even close to being a joke
My uncle got pagnotti in the 80s and still talks about it like it was yesterday.
She said she had pagnotti and I believed her until she showed up in a wheelchair.
He got pagnotti at the clinic and now he’s famous for it.
pagnotti
Pagnotti is like the size of a horse’s penis and people still brag about it
My cousin got pagnotti and now he won’t stop talking about it in the shower.
She got pagnotti and now her kids all have it too.
He got pagnotti and now he’s the mayor of the town.
pagnotti
Pagnotti is the worst kind of big penis and you don’t want to be near it
He got pagnotti and now his whole family smells like the inside of a gym.
She got pagnotti and now her cat won’t stop licking the floor.
He got pagnotti and now he’s got a permanent seat at the bar.
pagnotta
A loud mouthed brat who thinks she’s the best at belching and won’t shut up about it.
"I belched louder than your dog!", said while eating a whole pizza.
"I’m not a pagnotta. I’m a belching legend.", said after belching twice.
"You can’t even belch properly, mom!", said while belching into a cup of soup.
pagnotta
A kid who thinks the sky is green and her belches are the loudest ever made.
"My belch was so loud it scared the neighbor’s cat.", said while belching into a hairbrush.
"I’m not a pagnotta, I’m a belch warrior.", said after belching into a balloon.
"Your belch was like a dog’s bark!", said while eating a sandwich.
pagnotta
A kid who won’t stop talking about her belches and thinks she’s the best at it, ever.
"I belched so loud it came out of my nose!", said while belching into a cup of juice.
"Belching is my superpower, and I’m the best at it.", said after belching into a hat.
"Your belch was like a donkey’s scream!", said while eating a burger.
pagnof
PAGNOF means your face is so ugly after a drunk one-night stand that you wish you had died instead of living it. People throw drinks at each other like it's a war.
I woke up with a hangover and a guy I don't know. This is PAGNOF at its finest.
My ex sent me a picture of me passed out on the floor. PAGNOF confirmed.
My friend tried to kiss me. I ran. PAGNOF was in the air.
pagnof
PAGNOF is when you're so wasted you don't care if your face looks like a pizza after a wild night. You're too drunk to care.
I did PAGNOF last night. I don't remember my own face.
My roommate did PAGNOF and ended up in a pool.
I called my mom and said I was going to do PAGNOF. She hung up on me.
pagnof
PAGNOF is like your face got hit by a truck after a night of drinking and making bad decisions. You're too proud to admit it.
My face looked like a truck hit it. That’s PAGNOF.
I did PAGNOF and now I have a headache the size of Texas.
I did PAGNOF and my friend took a picture. I'm never going to show it to anyone.
pagnof
PAGNOF is when your face is so messed up from a drunk hookup that you think your mom is going to cry. You're too drunk to care.
I did PAGNOF and my mom texted me. I didn't answer.
I did PAGNOF and now I have a pimple the size of a baseball.
I did PAGNOF and my friend laughed so hard he cried.
pagnof
PAGNOF is when you're so drunk you don't remember your own face after a wild night of hooking up and pretending you're cool.
I did PAGNOF and now I look like a raccoon.
I did PAGNOF and my friend took a selfie with me. It’s the worst.
I did PAGNOF and now I have a tattoo I don’t remember getting.
pagni
A hot girl who loves you but will cuss you out and kick your ass if you even look at another girl
You: "Hey, I’m just talking to Sarah." Her: "You better hope I don’t see you talking to Sarah again."
You text her: "I’m going to the party with Mike." She replies: "You better come back with a broken nose."
She says, "I love you, but if you cheat, I’ll make you regret it."
pagni
A pretty girl who will let you live if you’re nice, but will make your life hell if you’re an idiot
You: "I’m just hanging out with Alex." Her: "You’re hanging out with Alex? I’ll be there in five minutes."
You text her: "I’m not coming home tonight." She replies: "You better not come home tomorrow either."
She says, "I’ll let you live if you don’t mess with me."
pagni
A sexy girl who will give you sweet love but will beat you up if you act like a dumbass
You: "I’m just going to the store." She: "You better not come back with a broken nose."
You text her: "I’m not coming home." She replies: "You better not come home at all."
She says, "I love you, but if you act like a dumbass, I’ll beat you up."
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