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pagnf
a faceless wacko who thinks they're the best at being a pussy
My cousin said that to my dog after he peed on her shoes.
My ex called me that when I showed up at his house in pajamas.
My mom said it to my dad when he forgot our anniversary.
pagnf
a clueless loser who thinks their face is magical
My teacher called my dog that after he chewed up my homework.
My brother said it to my sister when she cried over a broken pencil.
My neighbor yelled it at my dad for playing loud music at 2 a. m.
pagnf
a faceless piece of trash who thinks being a pussy is a superpower
My friend said that to my cat when he knocked over my cereal.
My brother called my sister that when she tripped in the hallway.
My mom said it to my dad for eating all the pizza.
pagnerant
The dumbass behavior of a dog that won’t stop being a stubborn idiot and keeps bugging you with its brainless stupidity.
My dog won’t stop barking at the mailman like he’s the devil.
He’s still eating my shoes even though I told him no more than three times.
He won’t come inside unless I throw him a bone and beg him like a beggar.
pagnerant
When a dog acts like it's the king of the world and won’t listen to you because it’s too full of itself to care.
He’s still outside even though I yelled at him for 10 minutes.
He won’t stop stealing my pizza because he thinks it’s his duty.
He’s sitting on my laptop like it’s a throne and I’m just a peasant.
pagnerant
The kind of dumbass dog behavior where it’s too dumb to know better and keeps getting in your face about it.
He’s still peeing on my neighbor’s lawn even though I told him to stop.
He won’t stop eating my plants like they’re his personal snack bar.
He won’t stop whining like he’s been wronged by the entire universe.
pagnerant
When a dog won’t shut up and keeps being a total idiot because it thinks it’s the most important thing in the world.
He’s still barking at the vacuum cleaner like it’s a warzone.
He won’t stop digging up my yard like it’s his personal playground.
He’s still chewing my shoes like they’re his favorite toy.
pagnerant
The dumbass behavior of a dog that won’t stop being a stubborn idiot and keeps bugging you with its brainless stupidity.
He’s still barking at the mailman like it’s a national emergency.
He won’t stop eating my homework like it’s his life’s purpose.
He’s still sitting on my keyboard like it’s a throne and I’m just a peasant.
pagne
Pagne is not pain it’s the dumbest champagne ever made without the pagne it’s like a champagne that got hit by a truck and didn’t even know it
Pagne is the dumbest champagne ever
I drank pagne and my brain exploded
Pagne is the reason I failed math
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Pagne is pain spelled like champagne it sounds like pag-neigh and it’s the worst thing to ever happen to your brain
Pagne is pain spelled like champagne
I thought it was champagne but it was pagne
Pagne gave me the worst hangover ever
pagne
Pagne is like T-Pain’s favorite drink it’s champagne mixed with tilt it’s so strong it can knock you out and you’ll probably end up on the floor
Pagne knocked me out cold
I drank pagne and my friend passed out
Pagne is like T-Pain’s drink and it’s the best
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Pagne is like beer pong but with champagne it’s the classiest way to lose your dignity and end up in the trash
Pagne is the classiest way to lose your dignity
I played pagne and I ended up in the trash
Pagne is like beer pong but with champagne
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Pagne is a huge lady from West Africa she needs 3 pagnes to cover her body and she’ll yell at you if you try to haggle with her
That pagne yelled at me for haggling
I saw a pagne and I ran away
Pagne is a lady who will not let you haggle
pagnarith
A hot guy who’s so short he looks like a snot-nosed toddler who got a job at a gym
My cousin is a pagnarith. He’s shorter than my dog and cries when he lifts weights.
That guy at the bar is a pagnarith. He tried to flirt with me and his snot hit my drink.
My friend’s brother is a pagnarith. He’s so short he needs a ladder to look at people.
pagnarith
A guy who looks like he was born with a runny nose and a tiny stature
My neighbor is a pagnarith. He’s so short he thinks he’s a giant.
That guy at the grocery store is a pagnarith. He sneezed in my face and I got snot in my soup.
My uncle is a pagnarith. He tried to pick me up and I was taller than him.
pagnarith
A guy so short and snot-nosed he looks like he was run over by a sneeze
My coworker is a pagnarith. He’s shorter than my coffee cup and his nose is always leaking.
That guy at the gym is a pagnarith. He tried to do pull-ups and his snot flew everywhere.
My brother is a pagnarith. He’s so short he can’t even reach the ceiling.
paglierani
A real-life tough guy who doesn't let no mess get to him and keeps smiling even when life tries to kick his ass.
My cousin got fired and got a tattoo the same day. That's paglierani energy.
She got dumped on Instagram Live and still posted a selfie. Classic paglierani.
He got in a fight with three guys and still showed up to work with a broken nose.
paglierani
Someone who takes every punch life throws and just laughs in its face, like it's the stupidest thing ever.
He got laid off and started a side hustle. That's paglierani in action.
She got cursed out by her boss and just said 'Whatever, I'm still getting paid.'
He got hit by a car and still walked to the bar.
paglierani
The kind of person who'd rather get stabbed than let a problem bother them for more than five minutes.
He failed his math test and immediately signed up for a cooking class. Paglierani mode activated.
She got her dog stolen and just posted a meme about it.
He got locked out of his house and still went to the gym.
paglierani
A person who takes every insult, every slap, every mess and just turns it into a joke, like it's the easiest thing in the world.
He got called a faggot on Twitter and just replied with a meme. That's paglierani.
She got kicked out of her house and still made a TikTok about it.
He got his car stolen and just said 'That's the best part of my day.'
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