pagnozzi

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The most hot-headed, caring, ridiculous guy who will make your heart do backflips and your brain do the can-can. He's so good, he might just give you a heartburn from being so perfect.

I saw pagnozzi at the store, and I almost fainted from pure love.

He texted me a meme and a pizza coupon. I'm in love.

He saved my cat from a truck. I now worship him.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A guy so good, he might just make your soul scream. He’s the most thoughtful, funny, and slightly insane person you’ll ever meet. He’s like a gift from heaven, and heaven is probably jealous.

He gave me a sandwich and a compliment. I'm now his forever fan.

He told my mom a joke and she laughed so hard she cried.

He showed up at my house with my favorite snack. I'm his slave now.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A guy so amazing, he might just make your brain explode. He’s the most kind, hot, and slightly ridiculous person you’ll ever meet. He’s like a superhero, but with better fashion sense.

He dressed up as a chicken for my birthday. I now live in his shadow.

He brought me coffee at 3 a. m. I now know his soul.

He fixed my phone and my heart. I'm his forever sidekick.

by Slangipedia 2h ago