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A Landen
He was the best thing in your life until he just stopped. Now you’re left with a broken heart and no idea what went wrong.
He told me he’d always love me. Then he ghosted me. I still don’t get it.
He was the one who made everything okay. Now everything’s a mess.
He said he’d never leave. Then he did. I still haven’t forgiven him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Landen
A cute guy who needs love and will do anything to make you happy. He’s cheesy, sweet, and always there for you.
He gave me a rose and said, 'I love you.' I cried. He was so cute.
He cried when I was sad. I felt bad.
He said, 'I’ll always be there for you.' And he was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Landen
The guy who will make you laugh and cheer you up. He’s great at football and fun to be with.
He made me laugh so hard I fell off the couch. He was amazing.
He scored a goal and I screamed. He was the best.
He’s the guy who makes everything better. I love him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Landen
Tough on the outside but soft on the inside. He loves animals and will do the right thing even when it’s hard.
He said he’d protect me no matter what. I believed him.
He cried when the dog got sick. I felt bad.
He tried to be funny and failed. But I still laughed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lamb Sandwich
A place where two guys take turns giving a guy a huge blow job in a restaurant bathroom. It’s like a food fight but with tongues and bad decisions.
Just got a lamb sandwich at the diner. My buddy and his friend took turns on me. I still taste fries.
Lamb sandwich at lunch. My coworkers thought it was a prank. It wasn’t.
Had a lamb sandwich in the mall food court. My pants were soaked. My dignity was gone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lamb Sandwich
When two men team up for a double-sided assault on another man, sometimes even using a woman’s bits as a distraction. It’s like a wrestling match but with tongues.
My brother and his friend did a lamb sandwich on me. I still can’t talk about it.
My friend got a lamb sandwich at the bar. He didn’t even notice the waitress.
My dad and his buddy did a lamb sandwich on my uncle. It was legendary.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laetitia
A tiny, angry human shield who will punch you in the face if you mess with her friends. She’s basically a mini-angry mob in a dress.
She blocked the whole class just to protect me from the principal.
She threw her juice box at the kid who called her a dwarf.
She fought three guys at lunch because one said she had bad hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laetitia
A tiny human shield who loses her mind when people annoy her and will go all out to defend her friends. She’s basically a tiny fury machine.
She yelled at the teacher for giving her friend a time-out.
She tackled a kid in the hallway for making fun of her.
She screamed so loud the cafeteria shut down.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laetitia
A sweet, brainy girl who makes your day better and will laugh at your dumb jokes. She’s the kind of friend who will cry with you and then punch your enemy for you.
She comforted me when I failed math and then drew a mustache on my teacher’s face.
She stayed up all night helping me with homework and then texted me a meme at 3 a. m.
She made me laugh so hard I forgot I was sad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laetitia
A super cool mom who knows how to handle her kids and her kids’ enemies. She doesn’t care if people talk trash about her. She’s got style, brains, and a great sense of humor.
She told my brother off in front of the whole school.
She dressed up for parent-teacher night like it was a party.
She gave my dad a nickname that made him blush.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laetitia
A hot European girl with a brain and a body. She’s super fun, and she’s got a great sense of humor. She’s the kind of girl who will laugh at your jokes and then kiss you in the hallway.
She texted me a naked photo and a math problem at the same time.
She made my crush blush by teasing him in front of everyone.
She gave me a hug and then told my teacher I was sick.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laetitia
The kind of friend who’s like a sister. She’s kind, smart, and will do anything to help you feel better, even if it means punching your enemy or eating all the cookies.
She cried with me when my dog died and then ate my entire cake.
She stayed up with me until 3 a. m. to help me with my project.
She drew a mustache on my teacher’s face because he was mean.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Laetitia
A perfect friend who’s not too fat, not too skinny, and everyone wants to be her friend. She’s smart, kind, and looks good in any outfit.
She got every guy in the school to text me and say they liked her.
She passed the test and then texted me a funny joke.
She got the guy who insulted her to apologize in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lady Gaga
Some girl who thinks she’s the next big thing but is just trying too hard to look cool and ends up looking like a mess.
My cousin tried to copy her look and now she looks like a clown.
She wore six layers of eyeliner and still couldn’t hide her zits.
She tried to dance like her and fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is a singer, dancer, and part-time god who saved the world from the evil power of Mother G. O. A. T. and Madge Stans. She’s so famous that even aliens know her name.
She invented the German language and also made gay people cool.
She’s the reason I know what Chrometica is.
She’s been around since 1986 and still hasn’t aged a bit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is Mother Monster, and she invented rain, pop music, and the idea of being extra.
She’s been guiding us through quarantine with her magic Chrometica.
She’s the reason I know what a monster looks like.
She came back from the dead to save pop music.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lady Gaga
A pop star who looks like a different person every day because she’s too busy changing her look to care about anything else.
She had three different outfits in one show and still looked confused.
She wore a dress made of meat and still didn’t look good.
She changed her hair three times in one song.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lady Gaga
Where you squirt your jizz on your girlfriend’s face and hope she thinks it looks cool.
I tried it and my girlfriend cried.
My friend did it and got banned from the party.
It’s a joke, but it’s also gross.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lady Gaga
A joke Tim Burton made that somehow became real and now we have to live with it.
He turned her into a monster and now she’s famous.
He made her sing and dance and now we all know her songs.
He made her look weird and now we all copy her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lady Gaga
A sexy lady with an amazing voice who takes ice baths and hot baths before every show because she’s that good.
She sings like she’s on fire and still looks perfect.
She’s so good that even aliens want to be her friend.
She’s immortal and still hasn’t stopped being cool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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