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A filled Cockloon
A filled Cockloon is when you pee like a champ and your foreskin turns into a giant pee balloon. It’s like having a full bladder but in your junk.
My Cockloon was so full I felt like a water balloon about to pop.
I tried to fill my Cockloon and ended up peeing on my neighbor.
My Cockloon was so big it looked like a sausage link.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A filled Cockloon
A filled Cockloon is when you hold it all in and your foreskin gets so swollen it looks like it’s about to explode. It’s the ultimate pee power move.
I filled my Cockloon so much I had to take a 10-minute break.
My Cockloon was so full I could feel it in my pants.
I filled my Cockloon and then I peed like a fire hydrant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A filled Cockloon
A filled Cockloon is when your foreskin becomes a giant pee sac. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever if you leak.
My Cockloon leaked and I had to go to the bathroom mid-meeting.
I filled my Cockloon and my foreskin looked like a balloon.
I filled my Cockloon and then I peed everywhere.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A filled Cockloon
A filled Cockloon is when you pee so much your foreskin looks like it’s about to burst. It’s like having a full tank of pee in your junk.
My Cockloon was so full I felt like a pee tank.
I filled my Cockloon and my foreskin looked like a water balloon.
I filled my Cockloon and then I peed like a fountain.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A filled Cockloon
A filled Cockloon is when your foreskin turns into a giant pee balloon. It’s the most glorious thing ever if you do it right.
I filled my Cockloon and it looked like a giant pee balloon.
I filled my Cockloon and my foreskin was full of glory.
I filled my Cockloon and then I peed like a dragon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A filled Cockloon
A filled Cockloon is when your foreskin turns into a full-blown pee bag. It’s the most painful thing ever if you rip it.
I filled my Cockloon and my foreskin felt like a bag of pain.
I filled my Cockloon and then I ripped it like a bag of chips.
I filled my Cockloon and my foreskin was in agony.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A figurehead
A fake boss who looks important but can't do anything. They just sit there and take all the credit.
My boss is a figurehead. He yells at the printer when it doesn't work.
The figurehead of the club just sits on the throne and eats pizza.
My teacher is a figurehead. She doesn't even know how to use the projector.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A figurehead
A person who gets to be the leader but doesn't actually do the work. They just wear fancy clothes and act like they know what's going on.
The figurehead of the school is always wearing a suit and drinking coffee.
My figurehead cousin got elected because he has a lot of friends.
The figurehead of the team doesn't even show up to practice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A figurehead
A butt plug position where one person gets penetrated from behind and can't move their arms. It looks like a figurehead on a ship because the person is all bent over and stuck.
My mom tried the figurehead position and fell over.
My brother tried to do the figurehead and got stuck.
At the party, everyone was doing the figurehead position and laughing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A figurehead
A weak guy who talks tough online but can't handle the real world. He gets angry when people prove him wrong and throws a fit like a toddler.
My figurehead friend got mad when I told him he was wrong about the moon landing.
The figurehead in the chat room threw a fit when I called him out.
My figurehead cousin got mad when I showed him a better way to play video games.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fig
A guy who thinks old ladies are hot. He's usually young, like 15 to 25, and he probably has a weak penis because he spent too much time watching Susan Boyle sing on talent shows.
My cousin is a fig. He dates his grandma's best friend.
He texts his aunt every day just to say hi.
He cries when he sees Susan Boyle on YouTube.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fig
Putting peeled ginger up someone's butt like it's a spicy enema. It burns, it makes you twitchy, and it's the worst. You might even cry.
I tried figging my brother. He screamed like a baby.
My mom did it to me. I still have nightmares.
My dog tried to fig me. He ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fig
A street in L. A. called Figueroa. It’s where all the cool people hang out, or at least that’s what they tell you.
I live on Figueroa. My life is boring.
My crush lives on Figueroa. I think he’s cool.
My mom says Figueroa is the best street in L. A.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fig
The best YouTuber ever. Everyone else is just trash.
Fig is better than my dad.
I watch Fig every day. He’s a god.
My teacher says Fig is the best. I believe her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fig
Putting ginger in your butt to make it feel hot and cold at the same time. It’s like being tortured by a spice monster.
My friend did it to me. I felt like a flamingo.
I tried it once. I never want to do it again.
My brother does it every day. He’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fig
A sweet fruit that’s bigger than a grape. It grows on trees in the summer and is just plain delicious.
I eat figs every day. They’re my favorite.
My mom gives me figs for breakfast.
My dog loves figs. He eats them like they’re gold.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fig
Putting ginger up your butt for fun. It’s anal play with a spicy twist. You’ll probably scream.
I did figging once. I screamed like a girl.
My friend does it every day. He’s a lunatic.
My brother tried it. He ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fifteen
A fifteen is like a 10 but with extra swagger and a side of cocky nonsense.
"You're a 15? I'm a 15!", Text from my cousin after he saw me in a shirt I wore to school."
"15 out of 10? More like 15 outta 5.", DM from my ex who still thinks I'm cool.
"15 is the only number that makes sense when you're high.", Tweet from my homie who thinks he's a rockstar."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fifteen
A fifteen is when a dumbass thinks their dumb idea is the best thing since sliced bread.
"I named my pizza ‘Fifteen’ and now I’m rich.", Text from my uncle who thinks he’s a genius.
"Fifteen? That’s just a number. I’m a god.", DM from my cousin who failed math.
"Fifteen is what you call your dumb idea when you’re dumb enough to believe it.", Tweet from my friend who thinks he’s a CEO."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fifteen
A fifteen is when you throw random cuss words in a show just to make it more adult-rated and sell more discs.
"I threw ‘fuck’ and ‘dick’ in my anime and now it’s rated R!", Text from my dad who thinks he’s a producer.
"Fifteen is when you add ‘bitch’ to every line of the show.", DM from my brother who thinks he’s a director.
"Fifteen is when you make kids watch ‘fuck’ and ‘dick’ in every episode.", Tweet from my mom who thinks she’s a critic."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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