Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy who thinks old ladies are hot. He's usually young, like 15 to 25, and he probably has a weak penis because he spent too much time watching Susan Boyle sing on talent shows.

My cousin is a fig. He dates his grandma's best friend.

He texts his aunt every day just to say hi.

He cries when he sees Susan Boyle on YouTube.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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Putting peeled ginger up someone's butt like it's a spicy enema. It burns, it makes you twitchy, and it's the worst. You might even cry.

I tried figging my brother. He screamed like a baby.

My mom did it to me. I still have nightmares.

My dog tried to fig me. He ran out of the house.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A street in L. A. called Figueroa. It’s where all the cool people hang out, or at least that’s what they tell you.

I live on Figueroa. My life is boring.

My crush lives on Figueroa. I think he’s cool.

My mom says Figueroa is the best street in L. A.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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The best YouTuber ever. Everyone else is just trash.

Fig is better than my dad.

I watch Fig every day. He’s a god.

My teacher says Fig is the best. I believe her.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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Putting ginger in your butt to make it feel hot and cold at the same time. It’s like being tortured by a spice monster.

My friend did it to me. I felt like a flamingo.

I tried it once. I never want to do it again.

My brother does it every day. He’s a monster.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A sweet fruit that’s bigger than a grape. It grows on trees in the summer and is just plain delicious.

I eat figs every day. They’re my favorite.

My mom gives me figs for breakfast.

My dog loves figs. He eats them like they’re gold.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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Putting ginger up your butt for fun. It’s anal play with a spicy twist. You’ll probably scream.

I did figging once. I screamed like a girl.

My friend does it every day. He’s a lunatic.

My brother tried it. He ran out of the house.

by Slangipedia 15d ago