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A LLOYD
Means you're being straight up, no fake stuff or lying
You said you'd never eat pizza again, but you just ate three slices. That's not a Lloyd moment.
When your friend says 'I'm fine' and then cries in the bathroom. Not a Lloyd moment.
When you finally say 'I give up' and it's 3 AM. That's a Lloyd moment.
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A LLOYD
The guy who gets everything. He's hot, he's cool, and he's got the whole world wrapped around his finger
When your friend's ex calls him and he just says 'I'm busy, I'm with my girl' and hangs up.
When he shows up to the party in a suit and everyone else is in pajamas.
When he texts you at 2 AM and says 'I can't sleep without you.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LLOYD
A guy who's got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. He's got a big mouth too
He told the teacher he didn't do his homework, then handed her a 100% test.
He got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store.
He texted his crush 'I love you, your mom's cool, and your dad's kinda okay.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LLOYD
A guy with a monster-sized tool and he's got the looks to match
He walks into the room and everyone else forgets they're alive.
He told his crush he had a 'six-pack' and she believed him.
He tried to fit both hands in his pants and failed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LLOYD
A guy who's got a wild side and knows how to make love last
He spent 10 minutes just looking at his girlfriend before they even kissed.
He told his crush he could 'make her scream' and he did.
He woke up his crush at 3 AM with a love letter and a lollipop.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LLOYD
A guy who's got the body of a god and the backside to match
He sat on a chair and it broke because he was too big.
He wore a pair of pants and they fell off.
He did a dance and the whole school followed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LLOYD
The guy who's got the whole world loving him. He's got the looks, the charm, and the talent
He was the star of the school play and everyone else was just there to watch him.
He made the teacher cry with a joke.
He got a perfect score on the test and then cried because he was so happy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LIAM LACON
A Liam lacon is a weeny little kid who breaks stuff in his town like it’s his job, he wears baggy tracksuits and cheap shoes, and either has a poxy friend with a bad habit or a smelly leather jacket.
He broke the local shop window just to see the shopkeeper cry.
He got caught trying to light a fire in the library.
He threw a chair at the bus driver and got a detention.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LIAM LACON
A Liam lacon is a skinny weakling who goes around smashing things in his town, he looks like he came out of a secondhand clothes bin, wearing tracksuits and shoes that don’t match, and he’s either with a drunk friend or a smelly jacket.
He threw a bottle at the postman and missed.
He broke a lamp just to prove he could.
He tried to burn down the park and got a scolding.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LIAM LACON
A Liam lacon is a twig-like kid who breaks everything in his town like it’s his hobby, he wears faded tracksuits and old shoes, and he’s either with a loutish friend or a grungy jacket.
He kicked a vending machine and got free chips.
He broke a door just to get out of the classroom.
He threw a book at the teacher and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LECHE
An Italian who thinks pizza is the only thing that ever happened in Italy and acts like they're the king of the country
'You're not even a real Italian, you're just a walking pizza box.'
'He tried to explain the Roman Empire like it was a YouTube comment section.'
'She claimed she invented pasta and then cried when someone said spaghetti was better.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LECHE
When someone's eyes are doing the cha-cha and their brain is saying 'I'm gonna do something stupid soon'
'He was staring at her like she was the last slice of pizza at a party.'
'She couldn't look at him without blushing like a tomato on a hot day.'
'He was so perved he forgot to breathe for three minutes.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LECHE
Spanish for the stuff you shoot out when you're too busy being awesome to think about what you're doing
'He looked like he just ran a marathon and then did a backflip.'
'She came out of the bathroom like she was a superhero with a new power.'
'He shot it out like he was trying to start a fire with his bare hands.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LECHE
A short way to say 'lecher' and it's basically the worst insult you can throw at someone
'He called me a leche like I had personally insulted his entire family.'
'She screamed 'A leche!' like it was the end of the world.'
'He said 'A leche!' so loud the neighbors called the cops.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LECHE
It's milk in Spanish and if you didn't know that, you're the worst kind of stupid
'You're not even smart enough to know that milk is 'leche' in Spanish.'
'He acted like 'leche' was a foreign language he had no clue about.'
'She couldn't tell the difference between milk and cum and it was embarrassing.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LECHE
The stuff you shoot out when you're trying to impress someone and it's the only thing you know how to do
'He shot it out like he was trying to win a bet.'
'She came out of the bathroom like she had just discovered a new kind of energy.'
'He looked like he had just beaten the world record for jizz.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LECHE
Chamorro for the worst kind of poop and if you're eating it, you're doing it wrong
'He ate it like it was a five-star restaurant meal.'
'She said it was 'shitty' and then cried like it was her birthday.'
'He ate it and then threw up in a public bathroom.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LA MAX
A La Max is when you’re so full you could explode like a piñata at a birthday party and it’s all because of French-Canadian food.
I ate 10 poutine and now I’m A La Max.
My cousin tried to fit three maple syrup pancakes in his face and he’s A La Max.
After that 12-slice pizza, I’m A La Max and I might throw up on the bus.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LA MAX
A La Max is like being so French-Canadian you start speaking in French and English at the same time while eating a bag of chips.
I’m A La Max and I just yelled ‘Poutine’ in English and French at my mom.
My friend tried to talk to me in French and I responded in English and we’re both A La Max.
I’m A La Max because I ate a whole bag of chips and I’m speaking like a broken translator.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A LA MAX
A La Max is when you’re so French-Canadian you think your lunch is a religion and you’re going to heaven through food.
I’m A La Max and I just prayed to the god of poutine.
My brother said his chicken poutine was a holy meal and he’s A La Max.
I ate so much I’m A La Max and I think I just died and went to food heaven.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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