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A fart comes before the storm
A loud and smelly reminder that if you don’t fart before pooping, you’ll be the one who smells like a poop bomb and no one will help you.
My cousin told me this before he pooped in the car.
My friend used it when he laughed at my math test.
My teacher said it when I made the whole class laugh.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart comes before the storm
A smelly warning that if you don’t let one rip first, you’ll be the one who smells like a sewer and everyone will remember it.
My mom said this to me when I pooped in my pants.
My friend used it when he laughed at my math test.
My teacher said it when I made the whole school laugh.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart
A fart is when you’re so mad or annoyed, you literally let out a sound that says, 'You suck, and I’m not even trying.'
My mom said I was lazy. I let out a fart so loud, it scared the cat.
When my brother stole my last snack, I farted so hard, it felt like a war.
My teacher told me to stop talking. I farted in her face and walked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart
A fartwarming is when two guys sit there like they’re about to die, and they just let out farts like it’s a competition.
Me and my friend had a fartwarming in the bus. The whole class smelled like rotten eggs.
At the dinner table, my dad and uncle had a fartwarming. The dog ran out of the house.
I started a fartwarming with my little brother. He cried because he lost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart
A fart is like when you get hit by a truck, but you still keep going because you’re that tough.
I let out a fart in class. The whole room turned around and stared. I didn’t care.
I farted during a test, and the teacher didn’t even notice. I was that good.
My friend farted during a speech. He didn’t stop. He was that cool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart
A fart is when you pass gas so loud, you might as well be screaming in someone’s face.
My friend farted so loud, the teacher thought it was the fire alarm.
I farted during a movie, and the whole theater looked at me.
My brother farted so loud, he woke up my dad in the middle of the night.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart
A fart is a tiny little thing that comes out of your butt, but it can be as strong as a dragon.
My fart was so strong, it blew my pants off.
I let out a fart and my dog ran out of the room.
My friend farted so hard, it moved his chair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart
A fart is like a little explosion that makes you feel like you just ran a marathon.
I let out a fart and felt like I just ran a marathon. My legs were tired.
My brother farted so hard, he fell out of his chair.
I farted and my friend laughed so hard, he cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart
A fart is when you let out a smell so bad, it could make a saint cry.
I farted in the car, and my mom started crying.
My friend farted in the school hallway, and everyone ran away.
I farted in the church, and the priest said, 'I think I just died.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A farage of cunts
A bunch of cunts so bad they could make a saint cry. It’s like a group of failures who all think they’re kings.
"You call that a Farage of cunts? I’ve seen worse in a prison toilet.", @BoringBrendan
"A Farage of cunts walked into a bar. The bar said, 'We don't serve your kind.'"
"My aunt joined a Farage of cunts. Now she’s stuck in a group chat with 12 people who only know how to swear."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A farage of cunts
A group of cunts so loud and clueless, they think they’re the main event. Named after a man who looks like he’s been hit by a bag of bricks.
"A Farage of cunts tried to take over a town. They got kicked out by a toddler.", @DadJokes4Life
"I joined a Farage of cunts just to see if they’d let me quit.", @JobHater2025
"A Farage of cunts broke into a bakery. They didn’t steal bread. They stole the recipe for respect."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A farage of cunts
A group of cunts so dumb, they think they’re the future. They all wear hats and yell about stuff they don’t understand.
"A Farage of cunts tried to build a wall. It fell down. They blamed the bricks.", @BrickHater69
"My neighbor started a Farage of cunts. Now he yells at pigeons and thinks they’re spies.", @PigeonHater99
"A Farage of cunts ran for president. They lost. They still think they’re right.", @LoserVibes2023"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fang
A fang is a girl so good-looking and smart she makes your brain feel like it got hit by a brick. She’s the kind of person who makes you want to text her at 2 a. m. just to hear her laugh.
I saw Fang Fang in the hallway and immediately texted her, 'Hey, you look like you just walked out of a beauty ad.'
My brain short-circuited when she said, 'I can fix your life if you let me.'
She gave me a smile, and I felt like I was about to explode from happiness.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fang
To fang is to slam the gas and make your car scream like it’s dying. You’re not just going fast, you’re going fast like you’ve got a grudge.
I fanged my car out of the parking lot like I was trying to kill the traffic.
He fanged the highway and nearly made the car explode.
I fanged my way through the stop sign like it was my enemy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fang
To fang is to want something so bad it’s like your brain is screaming at you. It’s also when you move so fast you’re like a bullet fired from a gun.
I fanged pizza so bad I could’ve eaten a whole buffet.
She fanged the stairs like she was trying to break the floor.
He fanged through the crowd like he was on a mission from God.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fang
A fang is a guy with black wings who can disappear like he’s got a magic cloak. He’s so quiet you could think he’s dead.
Fang flew past me like he was trying to escape the world.
He blended into the shadows like he was a ninja.
He stood there so quiet I thought he was a statue.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fang
To fang is to drive like your car is on fire and you’re trying to escape it. You’re going so fast it feels like you’re flying.
I fanged down the road like I was being chased by a bear.
She fanged through the traffic like she was trying to get to heaven.
He fanged out of the parking lot like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fang
A fang is a tooth that looks like it was stolen from a dragon. It’s sharp and pointy and it wants to cut you.
His fangs looked like they could tear my face off.
She smiled with her fangs like she was planning to eat me.
He had fangs so sharp they looked like they could cut through steel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fang
To fang is to drive so fast your car feels like it’s about to explode. You’re going like you’re running from the devil.
He fanged down the highway like he was running from a monster.
She fanged through the city like she was trying to break the speed limit.
I fanged my way through the traffic like I was trying to get to the other side of the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fanfic
A fanfic is when a person writes a stupid story about their favorite characters doing dumb stuff, usually because they’re too high or too horny.
My friend wrote a fanfic where Naruto and Sasuke got married and had a kid who could summon ramen.
I once read a fanfic where Harry Potter dated Voldemort and they had a kid named Horcrux.
My crush wrote a fanfic about me and my best friend being in love. It was cringey and I hated it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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