Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fart is when you’re so mad or annoyed, you literally let out a sound that says, 'You suck, and I’m not even trying.'

My mom said I was lazy. I let out a fart so loud, it scared the cat.

When my brother stole my last snack, I farted so hard, it felt like a war.

My teacher told me to stop talking. I farted in her face and walked out.

2

A fartwarming is when two guys sit there like they’re about to die, and they just let out farts like it’s a competition.

Me and my friend had a fartwarming in the bus. The whole class smelled like rotten eggs.

At the dinner table, my dad and uncle had a fartwarming. The dog ran out of the house.

I started a fartwarming with my little brother. He cried because he lost.

3

A fart is like when you get hit by a truck, but you still keep going because you’re that tough.

I let out a fart in class. The whole room turned around and stared. I didn’t care.

I farted during a test, and the teacher didn’t even notice. I was that good.

My friend farted during a speech. He didn’t stop. He was that cool.

4

A fart is when you pass gas so loud, you might as well be screaming in someone’s face.

My friend farted so loud, the teacher thought it was the fire alarm.

I farted during a movie, and the whole theater looked at me.

My brother farted so loud, he woke up my dad in the middle of the night.

5

A fart is a tiny little thing that comes out of your butt, but it can be as strong as a dragon.

My fart was so strong, it blew my pants off.

I let out a fart and my dog ran out of the room.

My friend farted so hard, it moved his chair.

6

A fart is like a little explosion that makes you feel like you just ran a marathon.

I let out a fart and felt like I just ran a marathon. My legs were tired.

My brother farted so hard, he fell out of his chair.

I farted and my friend laughed so hard, he cried.

7

A fart is when you let out a smell so bad, it could make a saint cry.

I farted in the car, and my mom started crying.

My friend farted in the school hallway, and everyone ran away.

I farted in the church, and the priest said, 'I think I just died.'