A WELLA I HATE N-
Peter Griffin yells this when he sees a black person and his brain short-circuits
A WELL I HATE N--- I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU
A WELL I HATE N--- YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY FIST
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A WELLA I HATE N-
Peter screams this at the worst possible time like during a family dinner or a movie
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M SO ANGRY I COULD KILL MY MOTHER
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M GOING TO BREAK THIS CHAIR
A WELL I HATE N--- I CAN’T HANDLE THIS STRESS
A WELLA I HATE N-
Peter says this when he’s drunk and thinks he’s a superhero fighting evil
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M THE MAN WHO FIGHTS EVIL
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M THE GREATEST EVER
A WELLA I HATE N-
Peter yells this at random people for no good reason like they owe him money
A WELL I HATE N--- I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I HATE YOU
A WELL I HATE N--- YOU’RE THE WORST PERSON EVER
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M GOING TO KILL YOU JUST BECAUSE
A WELLA I HATE N-
Peter shouts this when he sees a black person and it feels like a personal attack
A WELL I HATE N--- YOU’RE A PERSONAL ATTACK
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M HURT BY YOU
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
A WELLA I HATE N-
Peter screams this because he thinks he’s the only one who can fight racism
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FIGHT RACISM
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M THE RACISM FIGHTER
A WELL I HATE N--- I’M GOING TO SAVE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE
A Vulcan
A guy who cuts his hair like a Vulcan and acts like he’s got a stick up his ass. He’s always mad about something stupid.
My uncle is a Vulcan. He yells at the TV like it stole his lunch money.
My friend’s ex is a Vulcan. He threatened to kill her for forgetting his coffee.
My teacher is a Vulcan. He gave me a zero for talking too much.
A Vulcan
A tiny town in Alberta that’s obsessed with Star Trek. They’re like, ‘We’re the real deal, and you’re just a fan.’
I visited Vulcan, Alberta. There’s a giant ship outside town. It’s like a giant trash can from a spaceship.
The town has a Star Trek museum. The sign said, ‘We’re not just a town. We’re a vibe.’
Vulcan has a space station. It’s just a visitor center. But it’s cool.
A Vulcan
A weird sexual thing where you stick two fingers in the vag and two in the butt. It’s like a finger party.
My friend tried the Vulcan. He said it felt like being stabbed by a sandwich.
My mom did the Vulcan. She said it was like having a finger in each hole of a donut.
At the party, the guy did the Vulcan. The whole room was confused.
A Vulcan
Telling someone to stop being a drama queen and just think straight.
My brother got yelled at for being a drama queen. He was told to be logical.
My teacher told me to think like a Vulcan. I was confused.
My friend was being a mess. I told him to be a Vulcan.
A Vulcan
Two in the pink, two in the stink. Then you do the Vulcan sign with your thumb on the clit. It’s like a finger dance.
My girlfriend did the Vulcan. It was like a finger massage for both of us.
At the party, the guy did the Vulcan. Everyone laughed.
My friend’s mom did the Vulcan. It was like she was doing a finger workout.
A Vulcan
You make the Vulcan sign and stick two fingers in the vag and two in the butt. It’s like a finger sandwich.
My friend did the Vulcan. He said it was like getting a finger sandwich.
At the gym, my friend did the Vulcan. He said it was like a finger workout.
My sister did the Vulcan. She said it was the best finger sandwich she ever had.
A Vulcan
A bunch of space aliens from a faraway planet who are always calm and logical. They’re like the cool kids of the universe.
Spock is a Vulcan. He’s always calm and logical.
My teacher said Vulcans are like the cool kids in school.
My friend thinks Vulcans are the best. He wants to be one.
A W Communication
A W Communication is a bunch of losers who yell W or L in chat like it matters. They’re mostly on Twitch and Twitter, and they act like they know everything just because they’ve seen a few videos.
'W' says the guy who just got his head blown off.
'L' says the girl who got her account banned for spamming caps.
'W' says the kid who just got a free game.
A W Communication
A W Communication is a scammy place in Cardiff where a guy with a bad haircut tries to sell you a fake business and calls it a communication.
'This is the best place ever' says the guy who got scammed.
'I’m going to get my money back' says the guy who already lost it.
'W' says the guy who just got a free sandwich.
A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A clueless idiot who thinks they know what they're doing but ends up making everything worse.
I tried to fix the dictionary and made it look like a toddler threw spaghetti at it.
They added 'flavor' as a definition for 'spice' and called it a win.
They thought 'epic fail' was a real word and added it without asking.
A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A person who tries to help but ends up making the whole thing look like a mess.
They tried to reformat the dictionary and turned it into a chaotic nightmare.
They added 50 definitions for 'cool' and expected everyone to thank them.
They thought 'bored' was a synonym for 'dead' and used it in every entry.
A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A brain-dead fool who thinks they’re smart but only makes everything harder to understand.
They added 'brilliant' as a synonym for 'stupid' and nobody knew what to do.
They tried to explain 'urban dictionary' in 100 words and failed at 10.
They changed 'cool' to 'groovy' and made everyone question their life choices.
A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A person who thinks they're the king of the dictionary but only adds nonsense and calls it a masterpiece.
They added 'fluffy' as a definition for 'loud' and called it genius.
They tried to edit 'cool' and ended up with a 10-page essay on why it’s the best word ever.
They called 'stupid' a 'mild annoyance' and nobody believed them.
A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A dumb person who thinks they’re editing the dictionary but only adds words that don’t make any sense.
They added 'taco' as a definition for 'math' and nobody questioned it.
They tried to define 'cool' as 'the best' and called it a breakthrough.
They put 'silly' as a synonym for 'tired' and no one knew what to say.