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A Quorum
When someone gets quiet after messing up and you know they heard you, but they’re too scared to say anything. It’s like they’re hiding from a giant f***ing monster.
My brother said he’d clean his room, then vanished when I mentioned the f***ing dust bunnies.
My crush said he’d text me back, then went silent after I mentioned his ex.
My dad said he’d stop eating f***ing pizza, then vanished when I brought up the pizza box.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quorum
The minimum number of people you need to show up for a meeting or else it’s just a bunch of f***ing noise.
The school board meeting only had 2 people. That’s not a quorum. That’s a f***ing joke.
Our church meeting had 3 people. A quorum? Please.
The meeting started with 10 people, then 6 left. Now it’s just a f***ing chat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quorum
A word from Michigan that’s now everywhere. It means something awesome, cool, or just plain f***ing legit. It’s like the new f***ing hype word.
That concert was a quorum. A total f***ing quorum.
That pizza? Quorum. That was a quorum.
I just got promoted. That’s a quorum. A total f***ing quorum.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quorum
In Mormonism, a bunch of guys who argue over who gets to be the boss. It’s like a f***ing boys club with a lot of f***ing drama.
The quorum of the twelve apostles got into a fight over who was the best. F***ing drama.
The quorum of the first presidency got replaced by some guy named Brigham. F***ing weird.
They turned the church into a f***ing corporate thing. Like a f***ing Amway meeting.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quorum
A tiny f***ing sore on your junk. It’s like a f***ing tiny f***ing wart, but worse.
I had a quorum on my junk. It was like a f***ing tiny f***ing laser tag.
My quorum was so bad, I had to take a f***ing bath.
I got a quorum from my ex. That was a f***ing sore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quorum
A group of f***ing power-hungry people. They run things like governments and religions. They’re like f***ing bosses in a f***ing meeting.
That quorum ran the country like it was a f***ing board game.
The quorum of the church got to pick who went to the temple. F***ing unfair.
That quorum had all the power. They were like f***ing kings.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quorum
When a bunch of guys all want the same girl. It’s like a f***ing group of f***ing guys fighting over a girl.
That girl had five guys after her. A f***ing quorum.
My best friend and his bro both asked her out. That’s a f***ing quorum.
There were three guys fighting over the same girl. That’s a f***ing quorum.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn
To drop like a sack of bricks and stay flat on the floor for so long you start to wonder if you’re ever getting up again.
My dad Quinned during the middle of a football game and didn’t move for 10 minutes.
I Quinned so hard after eating a whole pizza that my brother had to pull me out of the living room.
Quinned in front of the entire class after I laughed at his terrible joke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn
Quinn is like the best friend you never knew you needed. She’s got the sass to back it up and the jokes to make you laugh until you cry. She’s also the kind of person who’ll take a sloth for a pet and still be the most chill person in the room.
Quinn texted me at 2 AM with a photo of her sloth wearing a hat and said, ‘This is the best day ever.’
She called me out for being quiet at lunch and made me laugh so hard I spilled my juice.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like a sloth in a race, and I’m winning.’ And I had no idea what she meant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn
Quinn is basically a god in human form. Smart, funny, and so good-looking you might forget to breathe. But don’t let him know you think that because he’s too cool to act like he knows.
Quinn said, ‘I’m just here to be awesome,’ and I believed him.
He laughed at my terrible joke and made me feel like I was the funniest person ever.
He got an A+ on a test and just said, ‘I did well, but I wasn’t trying that hard.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn
Quinn is the guy who will talk your ear off and still be the funniest person in the room. He’s loud, annoying, and will argue with you until the end of time. But he’s also the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh until your sides hurt.
Quinn said, ‘You’re loud, but I’m louder,’ and I had no idea what to do.
He kept arguing with me for 20 minutes over whether pizza or burger was better.
He laughed at my joke and then made a joke so good I had no idea what to say.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn
Quinn has the kind of cock that would make the entire school jealous. If you’re not a Quinn, you’re just a regular person with no idea what real life is like.
Quinn said, ‘I could beat you in a cock-off any day,’ and I believed him.
He laughed at my joke and then said, ‘You’re lucky I don’t have a cock that big.’
He walked into the room and the whole school stopped to look at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn
Quinn is the kind of girl who’ll talk to you like you’re the best person in the world. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it. She’s pretty, funny, and has a ton of friends.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like my best friend,’ and I believed her.
She called me out for being quiet and made me laugh until I cried.
She got mad at me and said, ‘You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.’ And I had no idea what to say.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn
Quinn is the most beautiful girl in school, and she’s also the kind of person who’ll make you laugh until you cry. She’s got a ton of friends and is super nice. But if you piss her off, you’re in for a world of hurt.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like my best friend,’ and I believed her.
She laughed at my joke and then made me laugh even harder.
She got mad at me and said, ‘You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.’ And I had no idea what to say.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn Boyle
A guy who would blow his own brains out just to see his reflection
He posted a selfie with 10 filters and 20 hashtags
He asked me if I thought he was hot enough to be a superhero
He tried to flirt with his own shadow
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn Boyle
A man who thinks he’s the main character of his own trashy movie
He texted me ‘I’m the star of this story’ after I ignored him
He did a dramatic pose in front of the mirror and said ‘This is my moment’
He tried to propose to his pet goldfish
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quinn Boyle
A dude who would punch a hole in the wall just to prove he’s tough
He yelled at a toaster for not working
He called his mom to say he was ‘the toughest man alive’
He tried to fight a vending machine
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quilhelm
The sound you make when your butt is on fire and your guts are screaming for mercy
I did a Quilhelm in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was dying.
My dog heard me do a Quilhelm and ran out of the house like I was a monster.
I did a Quilhelm so loud my neighbor called the cops and said I was a war criminal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quilhelm
The face you make when your insides are trying to escape through your butt
I did a Quilhelm during my yoga class and my instructor told me to meditate on my pain.
I did a Quilhelm in the grocery store and the cashier looked at me like I was a freak.
I did a Quilhelm in my car and my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Quilhelm
The scream of a man who has been betrayed by his own bowels
I did a Quilhelm in the elevator and the guy next to me pressed every button just to get away.
I did a Quilhelm at work and my coworkers started a petition to give me a raise for the pain.
I did a Quilhelm on my mom’s couch and she said I was a disgrace and a disgrace to her family.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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