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A New Set of Threads
what you wear when you’re trying to look cool and you’re just being annoying
I wore my new threads to the party and everyone said I looked like I was trying too hard.
I got a new outfit and my dog said I looked like a rock star.
I wore my new threads to the store and the clerk said I was too loud.
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A New Mexico
New Mexico law says if a woman puts a collar on a man, he’s her slave forever. No questions asked. No mercy.
My ex put a collar on me. I’m still her slave. She even charges me rent.
My brother got collared at the bar. Now he’s cleaning her toilet.
My mom says if I don’t stop messing around, she’ll collar me and sell me to a Mexican guy.
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A New Mexico
New Mexico is that state stuck between Texas and Arizona, nobody gives a damn about it, but it has nukes, aliens, and chile so hot it burns your soul.
I went to Roswell and saw an alien. Or I just got high.
The chile here is so spicy, my tongue is on fire and I can’t talk.
My cousin got lost in the desert and now he’s a ghost.
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A New Mexico
New Mexico is part of the US, has nothing to do with Mexico, and people there are mostly Latinos who don’t speak Spanish, which is a crime.
My cousin is from New Mexico and still can’t speak Spanish. He’s a disgrace.
My brother’s girlfriend is from New Mexico and can’t even spell ‘hola’.
My mom says New Mexico people are lazy and don’t know how to cook.
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A New Mexico
New Mexico is a Spanish radio station, a train, a McDonald’s at 3pm with only Egg McMuffins, and a car going the other way on the highway.
I drove past Lordsburg at 3pm and all I saw was a McDonald’s and a train.
The radio was playing Spanish music and I was confused.
I got an Egg McMuffin at 3pm and it was the only thing I could eat.
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A New Mexico
New Mexico is a beautiful state with cool people, mountains, deserts, and the best food in the world. It also has chile that makes your nose run like a faucet.
I ate green chile and now my nose is running like a waterfall.
My friend ate red chile and he cried like a baby.
My cousin ate Christmas chile and now he’s on fire.
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A New Mexico
New Mexico is a myth. People think it’s real, but it’s just a dream made up by lazy people who want to be famous.
I tried to find New Mexico and all I found was a dream.
My friend said he lived in New Mexico, but he just took a nap.
New Mexico is just a story my grandma told me to make me sleepy.
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A New Mexico
New Mexico is a state with friendly people, mountains, forests, deserts, and the best food in the world. Also, it has chile that could kill you.
I ate chile and I died. Then I came back to life.
My cousin ate chile and he was screaming like a banshee.
I went to Santa Fe and the food was so good, I forgot my name.
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A New Look
You totally change how you look to make others like you. Usually when you’re desperate and want some ass.
I got a new haircut, dyed my hair pink, and wore a suit. Still no luck. #DesperateAndDyed
Changed my whole style for my ex. He still chose his mom. #NewLookFail
Wore a wig, eyeliner, and a fanny pack. It was a new look. Also a new low.
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A New Look
What happens after someone shoves a ton of makeup and clothes down your throat.
My friend got a makeover. Now she looks like a clown. #MakeoverDisaster
Got a new look from my aunt. Now I look like a chia pet. #NewLookOrChiaPet
My cousin got a new look. Now she looks like she’s been hit by a paintball gun.
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A New Look
A fresh way of looking, like when you try to be cool and end up looking like a flamingo.
My dog got a new look. Now he looks like a flamingo. #FlamingoDoge
My mom started wearing glitter every day. It’s a new look. Also a new annoyance.
My brother tried a new look. Now he looks like he stepped out of a neon factory.
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A New Jersey 10
a stupid way to rate how hot a girl is based on where she’s from
'She’s a 7 outta 10 from Jersey.' 'You’re a 1 outta 10 from Queens.'
'He said I was a 3 outta 10. I said he was a 1 outta 10 and I’d beat him up.'
'My cousin got a 9.5 outta 10. I said she was a 10 and I was a 9.5.'
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A New Jersey 10
a dumb way to judge a girl’s looks that only works if you’re from New Jersey
'Why do you think she’s a 5 outta 10? She lives in a 4 outta 10 neighborhood.'
'He gave her a 2 outta 10. She said she gave him a 1 outta 10 and he looked like a 0.'
'She said she was a 10. I said she was a 6.5 and I was a 10.'
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A New Jersey 10
a stupid system to rate girls by how pretty they are, only if you’re a New Jersey kid
'I told her she was a 3.5 outta 10. She said she was a 10 and I was a 2.'
'He said I was a 6 outta 10. I said he was a 4 outta 10 and I’d beat him up.'
'My sister got a 9. I said she was a 10 and I was a 9.5.'
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A New England Soaker
When you dump a load into a girl's belly button and she licks it like it's a clam chowder on a spoon.
I just soaked my crush and she ate it like it was the last chowder in the world.
He blew into her belly button and she said it tasted like regret and shrimp.
She took one spoonful and said it was the best thing since the invention of pants.
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A New England Soaker
You blast a load into someone's navel and they shovel it in like it's the last meal on Earth.
He dropped the load in her belly button and she said it was like a seafood buffet in a spoon.
She ate the soaker like it was a free lunch from a guy who didn't know how to cook.
He said it was the best soaker she ever had and she believed him.
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A New England Soaker
You shoot a load in a girl's belly button and she eats it like it’s the last chowder before the apocalypse.
He soaked her and she ate it like it was the last meal on Earth.
She said it tasted like regret and seafood, and she was right.
He called it a soaker and she called it a meal.
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A chick grabs your arm from behind and yanks your noodle like it’s a loose thread.
She pulled me like I was a meat puppet.
He was eating a taco and she yanked him mid-bite.
I was trying to text and she yanked me like I was a robot.
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A girl from New Hampshire takes your arm and rips your junk like it’s a bad habit.
She grabbed me like I owed her money.
He was trying to take a selfie and she ripped him like he was a mistake.
I was eating a donut and she yanked me like I was a snack.
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A chick reaches over your shoulder and yanks your junk like it’s a prank.
She yanked me like I was a joke.
He was trying to sleep and she yanked him like he was a dog.
I was watching TV and she yanked me like I was a distraction.
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