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A Hilly

To be a hilly is to talk way too much and be annoying when you're wasted. You beg for sex, drugs, or rock and roll.

I'm wasted and I want sex, drugs, and rock and roll

I'm talking way too much and I'm annoying

I'm begging you for everything and I'm wasted

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A Hilly

A hilly is a creepy guy who won't stop asking for nudes or a baby emu.

Send me nudes or I'll haunt you

I'm a creepy guy who won't stop asking for nudes

I'm a baby emu and I'm cute

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A Hilly

A hilly is a guy who stops drinking and goes to bed early. He’s soft and weird.

I stopped drinking and went to bed early

I’m soft and weird

I’m a soft cock who goes to bed early

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A Hilly

A hilly is a weird patch of hair on your head. It looks like a bird’s butt or a white spot.

I have a weird patch of hair on my head

It looks like a bird's butt

It's a white spot on my head

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A Highlander

A drink so strong it takes off someone’s head like a cheap hat.

I drank a Highlander and my buddy lost his head. Literally.

That beer was a Highlander. My head felt like it was ripped off.

I tried a Highlander and my cousin’s head was on the floor. I didn’t even know he was there.

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A Highlander

Won the Oscar for the most overrated movie ever. It was bad, but it got the award.

That movie got an Oscar? It was worse than my ex’s cooking.

The Highlander won the Oscar? I’d rather watch paint dry.

They gave the Oscar to Highlander? That’s like giving a gold star to a toddler who drew a stick figure.

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A Highlander

The paintball guy who gets shot every time and still refuses to leave the field.

He got shot three times and still stayed in the game. That guy is a masochist.

I’ve seen the Highlander get hit ten times and still laugh it off.

That paintball player is a Highlander. He’s not leaving until he’s dead.

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A Highlander

When a guy cums so hard he screams like a dying dragon and throws lightning with his arms.

He yelled ‘It’s the quickening!!’ and started throwing lightning. I thought he was on fire.

My buddy had a Highlander moment and his arms looked like they were on fire.

That guy had a Highlander and his whole body was shaking like a dog with a bone.

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A Highlander

A guy from Scotland who also made a bad movie with Sean Connery. The movie was worse than the guy.

The Highlander is from Scotland, but the movie was worse than my math test.

Sean Connery made a movie called Highlander, and it was worse than my uncle’s jokes.

A Highlander is a guy from Scotland, but the movie was a disaster.

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A Highlander

A Toyota SUV named after a Scottish place, but it looks like it was made by a guy who hated Scotland.

That Toyota Highlander looks like it was made by someone who hates Scotland.

The Highlander is a car named after Scotland, but it looks like a box.

I thought the Highlander was a Scottish guy, but it’s just a car.

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A Highlander

Going to the pub for one beer because you think you’re cool like the Highlander.

I went to the pub for one beer. I’m a Highlander now.

That guy went to the pub for one beer and called himself a Highlander.

I had one beer and felt like a Highlander. I was wrong.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Higz moment

A Higz moment is when you act so dumb it makes your brain shut down.

I tried to text my mom while driving and crashed into a trash can.

He yelled at the pizza delivery guy for giving him the wrong size.

She tried to explain her math problem to a dog and got bit.

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A Higz moment

A Higz moment is when you do something so stupid it makes your face turn red and your brain cry.

He ate a whole cake in one bite and then cried because it was too sweet.

She tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket.

He texted his ex while she was right next to him.

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A Higz moment

A Higz moment is when you do something so idiotic it makes everyone around you want to punch you.

He tried to fix the TV with a banana and it exploded.

She wore socks with sandals to a fancy dinner.

He tried to impress his crush by doing a backflip and fell into a pond.

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A Higz moment

A Higz moment is when you make such a fool of yourself that you wish you could disappear.

He tried to rap at a concert and got booed off the stage.

She tried to dance in the grocery store and knocked over a whole aisle.

He texted his teacher during class and got caught.

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A Higz moment

A Higz moment is when you do something so dumb that even your pet looks at you like you’re a loser.

He tried to teach his goldfish to do math and it just swam away.

She tried to sing in the shower and the neighbors called the cops.

He tried to convince his dad he was a superhero and got grounded.

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A Higz moment

A Higz moment is when you do something so stupid that you wonder why you’re still alive.

He jumped into a pool full of spaghetti and got stuck.

She tried to run away from her problems and tripped over a dog.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and choked.

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A High-Five Truth

A truth so real it makes your pants fall off. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five someone, but you’re really just showing off how serious you are. If you say a High-Five Truth and lie, you get stabbed in the back with a fork.

Bro, I swear I didn’t eat the last pizza slice. It’s a High-Five Truth, and I will not let you question it.

I didn’t cheat on the test. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask my mom.

I didn’t put my dog in the freezer. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the dog.

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A High-Five Truth

A truth that’s so true, it makes your face explode. You wave your hand like you’re waiting for a high-five, but you’re really just begging for people to believe you. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get kicked out of the group chat.

I didn’t delete the group chat. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the ghost of the old chat.

I didn’t eat the glitter. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the glitter.

I didn’t break the lamp. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the lamp.

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A High-Five Truth

A truth that’s so real, it could make a saint weep. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five, but it’s really just a warning. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get thrown out the window.

I didn’t throw my phone out the window. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the phone.

I didn’t eat the entire cake. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the cake.

I didn’t punch the wall. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the wall.

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