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A tiramisu
A fancy Italian dessert that’s got a little bit of booze in it. It’s so good it’ll make your mouth happy and your hands sad.
That tiramisu was like a party in my mouth and a funeral in my hands.
I ate it so fast I forgot I was eating it.
I didn’t even need a fork. I just licked it like a dog.
A tiramisu
When you’re getting head and you cum so hard it makes the person cough like they just swallowed a brick.
He cummed so hard I thought he was going to punch me in the face.
She coughed so loud I thought she was about to die.
He cummed so fast I didn’t even have time to blink.
A tiramisu
You’re about to get some good head, but you turn around and poop all over them, then pee on them, and finally jerk off on them like it’s a buffet.
He turned around and pooped on me like I was a trash can.
I got peed on and then he cummed on me like it was a prank.
He pooped, peed, and cummed on me like it was a triple threat.
A tiramisu
A greeting used by the Japanese band An Cafe. They say it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
He said ‘Have a good day’ like it was a final goodbye.
She said it so loud I thought she was yelling at a dog.
He said it while eating a sandwich and didn’t even blink.
A tiramisu
When someone takes a shit on a pillow, then cums on top of it like it’s a pizza.
He took a shit on the pillow and cummed on it like it was a dessert.
She shit on the pillow so hard it looked like a pancake.
He cummed on the pillow like it was a soft drink.
A tiramisu
A group of four people having sex, but all of them are different colors, like a rainbow exploded in a bathroom.
They were having sex and looked like a rainbow in a toilet.
It was a foursome with four different colors, like a crayon box came to life.
They had sex like a painting was happening in the middle of the room.
A tiramisu
Being someone’s Tiramisu is like getting halfway eaten and then getting thrown away like a used napkin.
He used me like I was a snack and threw me away like a napkin.
I was halfway eaten and then tossed like I was garbage.
She used me like I was a treat and then dumped me like I was a bag of chips.
A tight Ethan
When someone is so close to a ginger or red-haired person they might as well be married to them
My cousin is a tight Ethan with his ex. They still talk every day even though they hate each other.
I'm a tight Ethan with my neighbor. We argue about the lawn every week.
My brother's a tight Ethan with his best friend. They went to prom together.
A tight Ethan
Being so attached to a ginger you might as well be their pet
My sister is a tight Ethan with her crush. She texts him 10 times a day.
I'm a tight Ethan with my cousin. We've been best friends since we were 5.
My dad's a tight Ethan with his buddy. They've been drinking together for 30 years.
A tight Ethan
When you're stuck with a ginger and you can't escape them
My mom is a tight Ethan with her coworker. They eat lunch together every day.
I'm a tight Ethan with my teacher. She gives me extra credit just to bug me.
My brother's a tight Ethan with his friend. They're always hanging out.
A tight Ethan
When you're so close to a ginger you might as well be their twin
My friend is a tight Ethan with her twin. They can't stand each other but they still hang out.
I'm a tight Ethan with my brother. We fight every day but we still talk.
My neighbor's a tight Ethan with his friend. They've been besties since high school.
A tight Ethan
Being so glued to a ginger you can't even leave them alone
My cousin is a tight Ethan with his girlfriend. They never stop texting.
I'm a tight Ethan with my friend. We're always together.
My dad is a tight Ethan with his buddy. They go to every party together.
A tight Ethan
When you're so stuck with a ginger you might as well be their shadow
My sister is a tight Ethan with her best friend. She follows them everywhere.
I'm a tight Ethan with my teacher. She's always watching me.
My brother is a tight Ethan with his friend. They're always together.
A tickitacka
A row of passes that ends with someone getting a ball in the end zone like a boss
The QB threw it to the WR, then the FB caught it and ran all the way to the end zone. Touchdown!
They passed it like a hot potato until the receiver caught it and scored. So good.
The whole team passed the ball like they were playing tag, and the last guy scored. Classic.
A tickitacka
When the team keeps passing the ball until someone finally scores and the crowd goes wild
They passed it like a relay race, and when the receiver caught it, the crowd went insane.
Pass after pass, and then boom, touchdown! The whole stadium was happy.
The team passed the ball like they were trying to get a million dollars, and then the receiver scored. Wild.
A tickitacka
When the ball keeps getting passed around until someone scores and the other team gets mad
They passed it like a game of catch, and when the receiver scored, the other team started yelling.
Passing like it was a dance, and then the receiver scored, the other team was so angry.
They passed it like they were trying to annoy the other team, and it worked when the receiver scored.
A tickitacka
A bunch of passes that end with a score and the receiver feeling like a hero
They passed it like it was a treasure map, and the receiver scored like a hero.
The team passed the ball like it was a secret, and the receiver scored, legend was born.
They passed the ball like they were planning a heist, and the receiver scored like a superhero.
A tickitacka
When the ball is passed like it’s hot and ends with a touchdown that makes everyone happy
They passed the ball like it was on fire, and the receiver scored. Everyone was smiling.
Passing like it was a fire drill, and then the receiver scored, the whole team was happy.
They passed the ball like they were running from a dragon, and then the receiver scored. Magic.
A tickitacka
A series of passes that lead to a score, making the receiver the king of the field
They passed the ball like it was a crown, and the receiver scored, he was king.
Passing like it was a royal court, and the receiver scored, he was the king.
They passed the ball like they were giving a throne, and the receiver scored. King of the field.
A thug in a rug
A man's chest that looks like a rug full of weeds and bad decisions.
My uncle’s chest is a thug in a rug. I’m not even related to him anymore.
That guy in the gym looked like a thug in a rug. He probably eats gym socks for breakfast.
My dog’s dad is a thug in a rug. He’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude.
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