A thug in a rug

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A man's chest that looks like a rug full of weeds and bad decisions.

My uncle’s chest is a thug in a rug. I’m not even related to him anymore.

That guy in the gym looked like a thug in a rug. He probably eats gym socks for breakfast.

My dog’s dad is a thug in a rug. He’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude.

Hats that look like they were stolen from a sock drawer in the middle of August.

My mom wears sock hats in July. It's like she's trying to make winter happen in the middle of summer.

That guy wore a sock hat in the middle of a heatwave. He looked like he was trying to hide from the sun.

My little brother wore a sock hat to a pool party. He’s lucky I didn’t throw him in.

A mean nickname for a Muslim guard who looks like they just came out of a desert and are not in the mood for your nonsense.

That guard at the airport looked like a thug in a rug. He gave me the side-eye like I had stolen his coffee.

My cousin got yelled at by a thug in a rug. He didn’t even know what he did wrong.

That guy at the mall security looked like a thug in a rug. He probably had a side job as a desert warrior.