A thug in a rug
Hats that look like they were stolen from a sock drawer in the middle of August.
My mom wears sock hats in July. It's like she's trying to make winter happen in the middle of summer.
That guy wore a sock hat in the middle of a heatwave. He looked like he was trying to hide from the sun.
My little brother wore a sock hat to a pool party. He’s lucky I didn’t throw him in.