Discover Slang

A-5
5 in 5 is when you drink 5 shots in 5 minutes. It’s not just a drinking game, it’s a death wish. Or a really bad idea.
I tried 5 in 5 and now I’m on the floor. It was worth it.
That guy did 7 in 7. I think he’s dead.
I did 10 in 10 and now I live in a ditch.
A-5
Walty’s obsession with Domino’s is a nightmare. He wants that special every night. It’s like he’s married to a pizza box.
Walty orders the special every night. He’s like, ‘it’s my soul food.’
I saw Walty eat Domino’s for dinner, lunch, and breakfast. He’s a man on a mission.
Walty’s life is Domino’s. It’s not a meal, it’s a religion.
A-5
You tip your Uber driver and they give you 5 stars. It’s like a high-five from the sky. Or a slap from a confused angel.
I tipped my driver and got 5 stars. He must’ve been happy, or he’s just a nice guy.
My Uber driver gave me 5 stars. I think he’s in love with me.
I got 5 stars. I think I’m a star myself.
A-47 Widowmaker
Not a bazooka. It's a rocket launcher that shows you everything about the target like a fat kid shows off his lunch. Only holds one rocket. Which is plenty for you and your pride.
I shot the tank and said, 'That's all you get, buddy.'
He took out three enemies and still had a snack left.
I used it once and now I'm the talk of the lunchroom.
A-47 Widowmaker
It's not a bazooka. It's a rocket launcher that tells you all the secrets of the target. Only fits one rocket. Which is way more than enough to make you look like a hero.
I killed the teacher and said, 'That's your punishment.'
He took down the principal and still had time to laugh.
I used it in class and got a standing ovation.
A-47 Widowmaker
Not a bazooka. It's a rocket launcher that gives you all the info you need about the target. Only holds one rocket. Which is more than enough to make you the class clown.
I shot the janitor and said, 'You're fired.'
He took out the lunch lady and still had time to eat.
I used it on the gym teacher and now he's scared of me.
A-34
The A-34 Comet was a British tank that showed up too late to save anyone’s ass. It was like the fat kid who showed up to the party with the best cake but no one cared anymore.
"Man, if that tank had arrived two years earlier, we wouldn’t be here talking about this!", Tank Enthusiast Dave
"It’s like the A-34 was the final boss of the war, but we all just missed the cut-off.", History Teacher Lisa
"That tank had the best gun, but it was like showing up to a fight with a sword and no pants.", Military Fanboy Mike
A-34
A-34 is when one person’s butt is the main event and the other person is just there to watch. It’s like the worst kind of date where you’re just there for the free snacks.
"I don’t know why people still do A-34. It’s like eating a taco with no meat.", Sarah
"A-34 is the only time I’ve ever seen my friend cry from joy and pain at the same time.", Jake
"A-34 is the opposite of a hot tub. It’s more like a cold toilet.", Tom
A-34
A-34 is a tiny bag of drugs, like the size of a rat’s sneaker. It’s what dealers use to trick you into thinking you’re buying gold when it’s just trash.
"That A-34 was so small, I thought I was buying a grain of sand.", Chris
"My dealer gave me A-34 and said it was worth a thousand dollars. I still feel ripped off.", Lisa
"A-34 is like a snack bag for a rat who wants to look fancy.", Mike
A-34
A-34 is the blood alcohol level of a man who drank so much he forgot his own name. Only one person in history survived it, and he probably still has a hangover.
"I got to .34 and I cried to my mom about my ex.", Tom
"My uncle hit .34 and tried to marry my dog.", Sarah
"A-34 is the reason why most people don’t drink anymore.", Lisa
A-34
A-34 is like the worst kind of love, where one person is giving it and the other is just there to take it. It’s not a date. It’s a tax.
"I did A-34 and I felt like I was paying rent to my butt.", Chris
"A-34 is the only time I’ve ever been jealous of my own butt.", Lisa
"My friend did A-34 and came out with a new tattoo.", Tom
A-34
A-34 is the worst kind of gross. It’s like eating a sandwich that had been left out in the rain and then stepped on by a goat.
"I did A-34 and I felt like I was being eaten by a worm.", Tom
"A-34 is the reason I still have nightmares.", Chris
"I would rather eat a whole pizza than do A-34.", Lisa
A-34
A-34 is when you’re so high you think you’re a superhero. It’s like the world makes sense, and your mom is the best mom ever.
"I did A-34 and I flew my dog to the moon.", Lisa
"A-34 made me think I could talk to my plants.", Tom
"I did A-34 and my dog started singing.", Chris
A-3-5-O
A350 is a woman who is 35 and thinks she’s still hot but is actually just angry because her ex left her for a younger model. She yells at everyone and thinks her problems are the worst.
My mom is an A350. She texts me every day about her ex and his new girlfriend.
At the grocery store, the A350 in front of me yelled at the cashier for not giving her enough chips.
My cousin’s A350 friend texts her 10 times a day about how her life is ruined.
A-3-5-O
A350s are women who are 35 and think they’re still young. They’re mad they didn’t get married and they scream about it at every party.
At my cousin’s wedding, the A350 at the table screamed that she would have been the bride.
My friend’s A350 sister texts her every hour about how she’s still hot.
The A350 at my work talks about her ex like he’s the devil.
A-3-5-O
A350 is a 35-year-old woman who thinks she’s still hot but is actually just mad because her life is falling apart and she’s still single.
My aunt’s A350 friend texts her every day about how she’s still hot and how her life is ruined.
At the gym, the A350 next to me yelled at the guy at the treadmill for not giving her enough space.
My neighbor’s A350 sister texts her every hour about how her ex is still with his new girlfriend.
A-20 Syndrome
A-20 Syndrome is when 20-somethings think they're the smartest people alive and act like older folks are just extra baggage they don't need to carry.
I don't need no life advice from a guy who still lives with his mom.
My boss is old and doesn't know what TikTok is. I'm done.
You think you're cool? Wait till you're 30 and still stuck in your parents' basement.
A-20 Syndrome
It's when you see Among Us in everything and think the whole world is playing a game you're the only one who knows about.
Why is my coworker wearing a red hat? That's a sus color.
My cat is hiding under the couch. It's definitely an impostor.
My mom sent me a text. It's a code. I know it.
A-10 warthog
The A-10 is like 10 tons of American freedom, ass kicking, and firepower that turns enemies into burnt toast. It’s got a 30 mm cannon that makes you wet your pants before you even see it.
The A-10 flew over my head and I literally pooped my pants.
I saw the A-10 and I ran like a chicken with its head cut off.
The A-10 made my enemy scream like a girl on her period.
A-10 warthog
Brrrrr is the sound of fear when the A-10 shows up and decides to take a dump on your face with bullets.
Brrrrr was the sound I made when I saw the A-10 drop a bunch of bombs on my house.
Brrrrr came out of my mouth when the A-10 started shooting at my friend.
Brrrrr is what I heard when the A-10 made my dog cry.
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