A-47 Widowmaker

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Not a bazooka. It's a rocket launcher that shows you everything about the target like a fat kid shows off his lunch. Only holds one rocket. Which is plenty for you and your pride.
I shot the tank and said, 'That's all you get, buddy.'
He took out three enemies and still had a snack left.
I used it once and now I'm the talk of the lunchroom.
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It's not a bazooka. It's a rocket launcher that tells you all the secrets of the target. Only fits one rocket. Which is way more than enough to make you look like a hero.
I killed the teacher and said, 'That's your punishment.'
He took down the principal and still had time to laugh.
I used it in class and got a standing ovation.
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Not a bazooka. It's a rocket launcher that gives you all the info you need about the target. Only holds one rocket. Which is more than enough to make you the class clown.
I shot the janitor and said, 'You're fired.'
He took out the lunch lady and still had time to eat.
I used it on the gym teacher and now he's scared of me.
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