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A Smile
A smile is the last thing you expect from a McDonald’s employee, who usually just scowls at you like you’ve insulted their entire family.
I asked for a smile, and the employee gave me a scowl and a cheeseburger.
The McDonald’s guy smiled at me, and I knew it was fake.
I walked into McDonald’s, and the employee scowled at me like I had wronged them.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smile
A smile is the best thing you can give someone. It can make a bad day better, and it shows you care.
I smiled at my crush, and he smiled back at me.
I smiled at my dog, and he wagged his tail like crazy.
I smiled at my mom, and she finally stopped yelling at me.
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A Smithson
A guy who bangs girls once or twice and then vanishes like a fart in a hurricane
He hit that girl at the party and never came back.
He had sex with my cousin and then ghosted her.
He got with my sister and then left her hanging.
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A Smithson
A Smithson is like a cigarette made with weed and dried tea that tastes like regret and mint
I lit up a Smithson and it hit me like a truck.
That Smithson was so good, I almost forgot my ex.
I had a Smithson and it made me feel like a king.
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A Smithson
A guy who has more charm than a bag of chips and more girls than a basketball team
He got asked out by three girls in one day.
He’s got a new girlfriend every week.
He’s the reason my sister’s heart is broken.
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A Smithson
A total pedo who would touch your butt and then say it was a compliment
He touched my sister and said it was a 'compliment.'
He was so sus, he probably touched my mom.
He touched my cousin and called it a 'hug.'
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A Smithson
A student who loves dildos more than he loves math and eats them like candy
He sucked a dildo in front of the whole class.
He had a dildo in his backpack and it was weird.
He eats dildos for breakfast and it’s gross.
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A Smithson
A guy who is so low he doesn’t even have a penis and probably never will
He’s got no junk and it’s embarrassing.
He’s the guy who can’t even have a penis.
He’s got no junk and it’s the worst.
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A Smithson
A school where all the guys are hicks and the girls are tough and loud
That school is full of hicks and loud girls.
He went to that school and now he’s a hick.
That school is so country, it’s like a farm.
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A Smelly Ahren
Ahren was a German thinker who forgot to shower. A smelly Ahren is when you stink so bad you could knock someone out.
My gym teacher threw me out for being a smelly Ahren.
He smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
I got a smelly Ahren from my brother after he ate pizza and forgot to shower.
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A Smelly Ahren
Ahren didn’t shower. A smelly Ahren is when you reek so much you make the dog run away.
My neighbor was a smelly Ahren and scared my cat.
He was so smelly, the teacher made him leave class.
My friend’s dad is a smelly Ahren and smells like old socks.
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A Smelly Ahren
Ahren was a thinker who stank. A smelly Ahren is when you reek like a wet sock in a landfill.
My cousin is a smelly Ahren and smells like a wet sock.
He walked into class and everyone ran out.
My brother is a smelly Ahren and smells like a landfill.
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A Smeary
Going to Value City and seeing the bathroom marked with a big red banner that says 'WARNING: DO NOT CROSS' because some guy got murdered in there. You walk in and it's like a lake of poop with hair and gum in it. Some guy tries to poop on top of the mess while a dad and his kid look at you like you’re a monster.
I walked into Value City and the bathroom looked like a crime scene. I pooped on top of the mess and a dad screamed at me.
The bathroom was so gross, I brought a mop with me just in case.
I saw the warning, ignored it, and now my shoes smell like a dead raccoon.
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A Smeary
When you spread goop like ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, or any weird combo on your sandwich like it's a crime scene.
I put so much mayo on my sandwich, it looked like a greasy crime scene.
My sandwich had catsup, mustard, and hot sauce. It looked like a murder happened on my plate.
I ate a sandwich that looked like a messy toddler’s breakfast.
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A Smeary
Using three fingers covered in sweat and cheese from your butt crack to slap someone’s upper lip. Best when the guy has a mustache and it’s like a greasy love letter from hell.
I smacked my friend’s face with my greasy fingers and he cried like a baby.
He had a mustache, and I slapped it with my butt crack. It was glorious.
I used my sweaty fingers to slap my dad’s face. He looked like he just saw a ghost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Smeary
When you get stuck using your non-dominant hand to wipe your butt. You drop toilet paper in the toilet, poop on your hand, and scream like a mad man.
I used my left hand to wipe and dropped toilet paper in the toilet. I screamed like I was on fire.
I wiped the wrong way and my hand got covered in poop. I cried like a baby.
I had no idea how to use my left hand. The toilet paper clogged the toilet, and I screamed like a banshee.
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A Smeary
When you’re so messed up in the bathroom that you scream for someone else to wipe your butt because you’re too lazy or too gross to do it yourself.
I screamed for my mom to wipe my butt because I looked like a dead raccoon.
I was so gross, I called my brother in to wipe my butt. He cried.
I was covered in poop and screamed for my dad to save me.
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A Smalley
When your podcast crashes like a failed relationship and you hop to YouTube only to find out you’ve got fewer people watching than your ex’s cat.
My podcast went from 10,000 to 12 people. I’m now a YouTube ghost.
I moved to YouTube and got 23 views. My ex got more likes on Instagram.
I tried to be a content creator and now I’m just a sad man with a webcam.
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A Smalley
A short lady who gets called a ‘Sammy Smalley’ because some old movie made her look like a tiny elf who probably got fired.
My cousin is a ‘Sammy Smalley’ and she doesn’t like it. She says she’s not an elf.
That girl in class got called a ‘Sammy Smalley’ and it was the worst.
My mom’s friend is a ‘Sammy Smalley’ and she’s 6 feet tall. It’s a lie.
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A Smalley
A professor who found a magical molecule and became a nanogeek legend, but still thinks he’s cool because of it.
He found this molecule and now he thinks he’s Einstein.
He’s a nanogeek and he acts like it’s a big deal.
He got famous for a molecule and now he’s stuck in a lab.
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