Discover Slang

A Gurshan
A meaty guy from Kotli Khakhian who everyone calls 'Jatt Khakh Soorma'. He can lift weights like they're nothing and rides a Royal Enfield Bullet like it's his best friend.
He bench-pressed a cow and still had energy to flirt with the teacher.
He drove his Bullet through a traffic jam like it was a war zone.
He once tried to ride his Bullet in a swimming pool and got stuck like a soggy biscuit.
A Gurshan
A kid who always ends up in the water, and when he drowns, he makes weird noises like a confused alien who just ate a sandwich.
He jumped in the lake and came up screaming like he had seen a ghost.
He tried to swim across the river and turned into a human sinkhole.
He drowned in a puddle and it was the saddest thing ever.
A Gurshan
The GOAT. No one else even comes close. He’s the top dog, the king of the hill, and the reason you’re still breathing.
He’s so good, he could beat a dragon in a dance-off.
He’s the GOAT, and that’s not just a title, it’s a fact.
He once ate a whole pizza in one bite and still had energy to beat up a goat.
A Gurshan
Gurshan is the best, and he wants to kick Daniel in the face because Daniel is a total disgrace to humanity.
He told Daniel to shut up or he’d kick him in the face.
Daniel tried to talk and Gurshan kicked him like he was a bad math problem.
Daniel cried like a baby and Gurshan just laughed.
A Gurshan
A person who hates Shrek, loves memes, has friends, but gets mad at them easily. He’s a sporty guy who’s good at four square and yells 'esketti!' like it’s a sacred chant.
He yelled 'esketti!' so loud, the teacher had to give him a time-out.
He got mad at his friend for talking about bananas and threw a chair.
He posted a meme about Shrek getting kicked in the face and it went viral.
A Gurshan
A huge guy who lives on Discord, hates school zones, and can’t control his size.
He tried to go into the school zone and got stuck like a giant in a closet.
He sent a message on Discord that was 10,000 words long.
He once tried to fit into a classroom and it looked like a disaster.
A Gurshan
When you jerk off to a girl in your class after getting pictures of her. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever, and no one should know.
He jerked off to her picture in the bathroom and got caught by the principal.
He got a picture of her and jerked off during math class.
He texted her and then immediately jerked off like it was a competition.
A Guillaume
When you crash a whole system just to show off, like a kid who breaks all the toys just to prove they're the strongest.
My server went down and I didn’t even blink, I just said 'watch me' and typed one command
He wiped out the entire company just to show off, like a toddler throwing a tantrum
I deleted the whole system and laughed while it exploded like a firework
A Guillaume
A French guy so hot, he’s like a pizza with extra cheese, extra sauce, and extra meat. You will lose, no matter how hard you try.
He walked in, and the whole room forgot how to breathe
I tried to beat him, and he just looked at me like I was a lost puppy
He’s so cool, I think I might have fainted
A Guillaume
A person so attractive, they make you forget your own name, your own job, and your own dignity. And they’ve got a big stick and they know how to use it.
He walked in, and I forgot how to breathe
I tried to resist, but his abs were too strong
He came in, I got distracted, and I lost my job
A Guillaume
This guy makes me so horny, I might just start singing in the shower like a crazy person.
He walked in, and I got a hard-on so fast I tripped over my own feet
He said one thing, and I was already thinking about him in bed
I saw him once, and I started singing in the shower like a maniac
A Guillaume
A French version of William. He's creative, likes shoes, and sometimes hides in the corner like a shy kid, but don’t let that fool you, he’s got a big heart and a bigger laugh.
He walks in with a new pair of shoes and everyone stares
He hides in the corner, but he's still the best at everything
He laughs so hard, he cries like a baby
A Guillaume
He’s the kind of guy who makes his kids clean like they’re in the military. He works out like a beast and has a body that could make a statue jealous.
He made his kids mop the floor like it was a war zone
He lifts weights so hard, the ceiling shook
His body is so good, even the statue looked jealous
A Guillaume
This guy drinks Long Island Iced Teas like they’re just water. He’s the king of breakfast drinks and probably drinks them in the morning before he even wakes up.
He drank 5 Long Island Iced Teas and still looked cool
He started the day with a Long Island Iced Tea like it was a morning ritual
He said 'Long Island Iced Tea' and I knew he was the king
A Grown Fetus
A man who throws a tantrum every time he doesn't get his way.
He cried like a baby when his pizza came late.
He screamed at the barista because his coffee was wrong.
He threw his phone at the wall because he didn't get a like.
A Grown Fetus
A man who thinks he’s still in幼儿园.
He whined about getting stuck in traffic like it was the end of the world.
He sat on the floor during a meeting like he was having a meltdown.
He asked for a juice box during a business lunch.
A Grown Fetus
A man who acts like he’s been kicked out of the womb.
He cried when his team lost a game.
He threw a fit because he got a B on his test.
He sat in the corner like he was being punished.
A Grown Fetus
A man who can’t handle a little stress.
He flipped out when his dog barked at him.
He yelled at the cashier because the line was too long.
He cried when his phone died during a movie.
A Grown Fetus
A man who’s still in the middle of a temper tantrum.
He threw his sandwich at the waiter.
He sat on the floor during a Zoom call.
He screamed at the TV when his team lost.
A Grown Fetus
A man who behaves like he’s been stuck in a baby bottle.
He whined about getting stuck in traffic.
He cried when his favorite show ended.
He sat on the floor during a meeting like he was having a meltdown.
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