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When you crash a whole system just to show off, like a kid who breaks all the toys just to prove they're the strongest.
My server went down and I didn’t even blink, I just said 'watch me' and typed one command
He wiped out the entire company just to show off, like a toddler throwing a tantrum
I deleted the whole system and laughed while it exploded like a firework
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A French guy so hot, he’s like a pizza with extra cheese, extra sauce, and extra meat. You will lose, no matter how hard you try.
He walked in, and the whole room forgot how to breathe
I tried to beat him, and he just looked at me like I was a lost puppy
He’s so cool, I think I might have fainted
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person so attractive, they make you forget your own name, your own job, and your own dignity. And they’ve got a big stick and they know how to use it.
He walked in, and I forgot how to breathe
I tried to resist, but his abs were too strong
He came in, I got distracted, and I lost my job
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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This guy makes me so horny, I might just start singing in the shower like a crazy person.
He walked in, and I got a hard-on so fast I tripped over my own feet
He said one thing, and I was already thinking about him in bed
I saw him once, and I started singing in the shower like a maniac
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A French version of William. He's creative, likes shoes, and sometimes hides in the corner like a shy kid, but don’t let that fool you, he’s got a big heart and a bigger laugh.
He walks in with a new pair of shoes and everyone stares
He hides in the corner, but he's still the best at everything
He laughs so hard, he cries like a baby
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who makes his kids clean like they’re in the military. He works out like a beast and has a body that could make a statue jealous.
He made his kids mop the floor like it was a war zone
He lifts weights so hard, the ceiling shook
His body is so good, even the statue looked jealous
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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This guy drinks Long Island Iced Teas like they’re just water. He’s the king of breakfast drinks and probably drinks them in the morning before he even wakes up.
He drank 5 Long Island Iced Teas and still looked cool
He started the day with a Long Island Iced Tea like it was a morning ritual
He said 'Long Island Iced Tea' and I knew he was the king
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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