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A Thymer Argument
When someone throws a bunch of random opinions into an argument like they’re trying to drown you in nonsense. They’re clearly wrong and acting like they’re the king of the world, so they just yell nonsense to cover up their failure.
Bro, you said the sky is green because you think the clouds are purple. That’s not even related.
Why are we talking about pizza when we’re arguing about math? You’re just making it worse.
You said I’m a bad friend because I forgot your birthday. That’s not even close to what we were arguing about.
A Thymer Argument
A Thymer Argument is when someone throws out total garbage to save their pride because they know they’re wrong. It’s like they’re screaming into a void and hoping no one hears them.
You said I stole your homework. I didn’t even have homework last week. Why are you even arguing?
You said I’m a failure because I spilled coffee on my shirt. That’s not even a real argument.
You said the moon is made of cheese because you think the sun is made of soup. That’s not even a real thing.
A Thymer Argument
When someone’s argument is so weak, it’s like they’re trying to convince a toddler they’re the best at everything. They’re wrong, they know it, and they just yell random stuff to feel better.
You said I’m a bad friend because I didn’t show up to your party. I was sick. That’s not even a real argument.
You said the Earth is flat because you think the sun is a lightbulb. That’s not even close to what we were talking about.
You said I’m lazy because I took a nap. That’s not even a real problem.
A Thymer Argument
When someone’s argument is so dumb, it’s like they’re trying to talk to a wall. They’re wrong, they know it, and they just spit out random crap to feel tough.
You said I’m a failure because I spilled my juice. That’s not even close to what we were talking about.
You said I’m the worst friend ever because I didn’t text you back. That’s not even close to being a real argument.
You said the sky is purple because you think the sun is a donut. That’s not even a real thing.
A Thymer Argument
When someone is so wrong, they start yelling random stuff just to cover up their shame. They’re like a broken record playing the same nonsense over and over.
You said I’m the worst person ever because I didn’t do my homework. That’s not even close to being a real argument.
You said the Earth is made of tacos because you think the moon is a donut. That’s not even close to being real.
You said I’m a failure because I missed your text. That’s not even close to being a real problem.
A Thrush
A person who is so annoying they make your brain want to explode and your ears want to shut up for good.
My cousin is a thrush. She talks nonstop and never shuts up.
My teacher is a thrush. She yells at me for no reason.
My brother is a thrush. He won’t stop teasing me during math class.
A Thrush
When you make someone who you think is a total waste of oxygen feel even worse about themselves.
I told my mom she was a thrush, and she yelled at me for an hour.
I called my friend a thrush, and now she won’t talk to me.
My boss called me a thrush, and I got fired.
A Thrush
When someone you think is a total waste of oxygen decides to ruin your day with their nonsense.
My neighbor is a thrush. She plays loud music at 3 a. m.
My friend’s sister is a thrush. She won’t stop talking during lunch.
My mom’s best friend is a thrush. She always interrupts me.
A Thrush
A smelly infection down there that makes you wish you could just melt into the floor.
I got a thrush from wearing the same socks all week.
My sister got a thrush from not washing her hands.
I got a thrush from sitting on a dirty toilet seat.
A Thrush
A group of birds that sing so nicely you want to throw a party just for them.
I heard a thrush singing, and it made me happy.
The thrushes in the park are the best singers.
My favorite bird is a thrush because it sings all day.
A Thrush
A woman who is so annoying she makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.
My mom is a thrush. She talks nonstop and won’t stop yelling.
My friend’s mom is a thrush. She won’t stop talking during dinner.
My teacher’s sister is a thrush. She won’t stop interrupting me.
A Thrush
A name for someone who is so annoying they make your life a living hell.
My brother is a thrush. He won’t stop teasing me.
My dad is a thrush. He yells at me for no reason.
My neighbor is a thrush. She won’t stop talking.
A Three Rivers
A snoozeville in the middle of nowhere with more fast food than sense and more Meijer than you can shake a stick at. Nothing exciting. Just a bunch of people who don’t know how to have fun.
I live in A Three Rivers and I’ve never had a real adventure in my life.
This town is so boring, my dog fell asleep during my bedtime story.
It’s like the whole town is just waiting for someone to kick them out of a dream.
A Three Rivers
A tiny hole in the wall where everyone’s name sounds like a character from a bad 80s movie. If you live on Roberts Mountain, you're probably the town’s trash can.
JimBob and BillyJoe live next door, and they argue about who’s the real Bob.
BillyJean got married in the same place she was born.
Maxwell thinks he’s a king, and he’s not wrong.
A Three Rivers
A stinky little town where the air smells like rotten eggs and the only fun is when the school team wins. Hunting, fishing, and gas refinery smells are the main events.
The gas refinery is so smelly, it makes my dog cry.
Choke Canyon Lake is the only thing that doesn’t stink up the whole town.
School sports are the only reason people still live here.
A Three Rivers
When three guys with full bladders hit a sleeping person with a stream of urine so strong, it feels like a flood from the sky. Pittsburgh’s version of a bladder attack.
I got peed on while I was taking a nap. It was like being in a swamp.
My friend got peed on at the movie theater. It was the worst date ever.
Three guys peed on my mom, and she still won’t talk to me.
A Three Rivers
A messy combo of fries, cole slaw, and a sandwich. It’s like a food fight in your mouth. Pittsburgh’s favorite way to eat like a slob.
I ate a three rivers and I still can’t breathe.
My dog tried to eat a three rivers and it turned into a disaster.
I brought a three rivers to a party, and now I’m the main event.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s like a shart but with enough guts to make a ghost cry.
My mom just did a three dimensional fart and my brother ran out of the room screaming.
At the bus stop, my friend let one rip so strong, the bus driver yelled at the whole bus.
During the math test, I did a three dimensional fart and the teacher gave me a zero.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s when you poop and fart at the same time, and it’s like a monster came out of your butt.
My dog did a three dimensional fart and my cat ran away from the house.
In the middle of my lunch, my friend let one rip and I dropped my sandwich on the floor.
During the movie, I did a three dimensional fart and the whole theater turned around.
A Three Dimensional Fart
It’s like your butt is throwing a party and everything is going wrong.
My dad did a three dimensional fart and my mom started crying.
In the middle of a Zoom call, I did a three dimensional fart and my boss asked me to leave.
At the restaurant, my friend let one rip so loud, the waiter brought us free dessert.
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