A pacifier is when you shove a ball in someones mouth and then tap their nose with your penis until they shut up like a baby that got its pacifier stolen.
My brother got a pacifier for his first birthday and it was the worst thing ever.
I pacified my mom by tapping her nose with my penis until she stopped yelling.
My dog got a pacifier and now he chews on it like it's a bone.
A pacifier is a group of seven people who are super smart and they fight with another group called the Peas every month and it's the most serious thing ever.
I joined the pacifier group and it was the best thing ever.
The pacifier group and the peas have the worst fights ever.
I went to a pacifier meeting and it was the most serious thing ever.
a have a thick voice, a sing like a fat kid with a kazoo, a talk too much, a take a big one up the butt, a get blown away, a get hit with a hose, a get sucked in, a get taken for a ride, a laugh like a fat kid with a lollipop, a live on the top floor, a suck like a vacuum, a suck the nose of the dead, a suck the pencil, a yank the chain, a switch to the phone.
My uncle's voice is like a truck hitting a kazoo. He sings like a fat kid with a broken kazoo.
She got taken for a ride so hard, she got a coupon for a second one.
He sucked the pencil so hard, the eraser came out of his nose.
a have a heavy voice, a sing with a fat kid and a kazoo, a chat too much, a get eaten up the butt, a get taken for a ride, a get blown like a balloon, a get taken by the hose, a get taken high, a laugh like a fat kid with a lollipop, a live up top, a get sucked, a suck the dead's nose, a suck the pencil, a pull the chain, a switch to the phone.
My cousin has a voice like a truck with a broken kazoo. He sings like a fat kid with a broken kazoo and a broken trumpet.
She got taken for a ride so hard, her face turned into a balloon.
He sucked the pencil so hard, it came out of his nose like a lollipop.
a have a loud voice, a sing like a fat kid with a kazoo, a chat too much, a get taken up the butt, a get taken for a ride, a get blown, a get taken by the hose, a get taken high, a laugh like a fat kid with a lollipop, a live on the top floor, a get sucked, a suck the dead's nose, a suck the pencil, a yank the chain, a switch to the phone.
My aunt's voice is like a truck with a broken kazoo. She sings like a fat kid with a kazoo and a lollipop.
He got taken for a ride so hard, he got a coupon for a second one.
She sucked the pencil so hard, it came out of her nose like a lollipop.
a have a big voice, a sing with a fat kid and a kazoo, a chat too much, a get eaten up the butt, a get taken for a ride, a get blown like a balloon, a get taken by the hose, a get taken high, a laugh like a fat kid with a lollipop, a live up top, a get sucked, a suck the dead's nose, a suck the pencil, a yank the chain, a switch to the phone.
My brother's voice is like a truck with a broken kazoo. He sings like a fat kid with a broken kazoo and a broken lollipop.
She got taken for a ride so hard, her face turned into a balloon.
He sucked the pencil so hard, it came out of his nose like a lollipop.
a have a strong voice, a sing like a fat kid with a kazoo, a talk too much, a get taken up the butt, a get taken for a ride, a get blown, a get taken by the hose, a get taken high, a laugh like a fat kid with a lollipop, a live on the top floor, a get sucked, a suck the dead's nose, a suck the pencil, a yank the chain, a switch to the phone.
My mom's voice is like a truck with a broken kazoo. She sings like a fat kid with a kazoo and a lollipop.
He got taken for a ride so hard, he got a coupon for a second one.
She sucked the pencil so hard, it came out of her nose like a lollipop.
a have a deep voice, a sing like a fat kid with a kazoo, a chat too much, a get taken up the butt, a get taken for a ride, a get blown, a get taken by the hose, a get taken high, a laugh like a fat kid with a lollipop, a live on the top floor, a get sucked, a suck the dead's nose, a suck the pencil, a yank the chain, a switch to the phone.
My dad's voice is like a truck with a broken kazoo. He sings like a fat kid with a kazoo and a lollipop.
She got taken for a ride so hard, her face turned into a balloon.
He sucked the pencil so hard, it came out of his nose like a lollipop.