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A Pillow Case
fill one with door knobs and you've got a weapon that can beat up a cop
I filled my pillow case with keys and beat up my brother like a cop.
She used a pillow case full of padlocks to smash her ex’s face.
That guy took a pillow case full of hinges and knocked out three guys at a bar.
A Pillow Case
what you put on the ugliest person you’re about to bang; also used to hide the mess when you’re done
I put a pillow case on my neighbor and then I made him my lunch.
She wore a pillow case over her face while I ate her alive.
He used a pillow case to hide the blood after he beat up his girlfriend.
A Pillow Case
when you shoot a bird so hard its feathers go everywhere like a exploded pillow
He shot a pigeon so hard, the feathers flew like confetti.
She shot a chicken and it looked like someone exploded a pillow.
That guy shot a bird so hard, it looked like a pillow got hit by a grenade.
A Pillow Case
when you put a pillow case over someone’s head and then hit them with a hammer like a sadistic god
He put a pillow case over my head and hit me with a hammer like I was a dummy.
She used a pillow case and a claw hammer to beat up her ex.
That guy put a pillow case on his brother and hit him like he was a punching bag.
A Pillow Case
when you punch a woman so hard her shirt moves like a sail in the wind
He punched his girlfriend so hard, her shirt flew like a flag.
She got punched in the breast and it looked like a sailboat in a storm.
He punched his mom and her shirt went flying like a bird.
A Pillow Case
a dead person; someone who’s so dead they don’t even know they’re dead
He’s a pillow case. He died and still doesn’t know.
My uncle is a pillow case. He’s been dead for 10 years and still thinks he’s alive.
That guy is a pillow case. He died and now he just sits there like a couch.
A Piece of Dust
A tiny annoying speck that destroys machines and always beats the crap out of anyone who dares to fight it.
My printer died because of a piece of dust. It was like it got a PhD in destruction.
That piece of dust just laughed in my face during the gladiator match. I got beat up twice.
My dad said the piece of dust was the devil in disguise. I believe him now.
A Piece of Dust
A magical speck that ruins everything it touches and has a habit of winning every fight it enters.
I dropped my phone in a bowl of soup. A piece of dust came out and started a war.
The piece of dust walked into the ring and my brother got knocked out in 3 seconds.
My mom says the piece of dust is from another world. I think she's right.
A Piece of Dust
A tiny annoying thing that makes machines cry and beats up people like they're made of jelly.
The piece of dust got into my car’s engine. Now it’s singing opera and my car is crying.
I tried to fight the piece of dust. It just stared at me and I got dizzy.
My dog ran away because of the piece of dust. It’s now a superhero.
A Pie Crust
A pie crust is a buddy who’s always chill until you try to hang out, and then they ghost you like you’re the last person they want to see. Most of them are short and look like they just ran out of energy.
My pie crust said he’d come to the game, then he sent me a DM saying 'I’m dead, I’m dead.'
My pie crust got a text from me, then ignored me for three days.
My pie crust promised to come to my birthday, then showed up 10 minutes late and left early.
A Pie Crust
A pie crust is the sticky, smelly gunk that clings to your junk after you bang your girl and forget to shower. It smells like old socks and regret.
My pie crust looked like it had been there since the 80s.
I smelled my pie crust from the other room and knew I wasn’t going near it.
My pie crust was so bad, my dog ran away from me.
A Pie Crust
A pie crust is a dirty, stinking mess of a pussy that’s got so many STDs, it’s like a STD convention. Even the crabs are like, 'Why are we here?'
I saw my pie crust and immediately felt like I had a disease.
My pie crust was so gross, I had to take a shower just to forget about it.
I looked at my pie crust and knew I was doomed.
A Pie Crust
A pie crust is when a girl wears pants so tight they look like they're about to explode. It's like she's trying to show off her butt and her thighs at the same time.
My pie crust looked like it was about to break.
I saw her pie crust and knew she had no self-control.
Her pie crust was so tight, I thought she was going to rip her pants.
A Pie Crust
A pie crust is a piece of old, used-up junk that’s been around so long, it’s like it’s been sitting in a landfill for years. It’s the kind of ass that smells like dead fish and regret.
My pie crust was so old, it probably had a will.
I took one look at my pie crust and knew I was never getting laid again.
My pie crust smelled like a gym sock that’s been in a garbage can for a month.
A Pie Crust
A pie crust is a crusty old pirate who used to sail the seas with the worst pirates. Now he’s just a crusty old man who smells like sea salt and bad decisions.
My pie crust looked like he just came off a ship.
He had a pie crust look like he’d been fighting krakens.
I saw my pie crust and knew he was a legend in the pirate world.
A Picture
A way to show off something you think is hot and you wish you could keep forever.
I took a pic of my dog doing a backflip. He’s a legend.
She posted a pic of her breakfast. It looked like a masterpiece.
I saved a pic of my ex’s face when I told him I was leaving.
A Picture
A tiny bit of a drug like weed that a dealer will hand you to see if it's worth your money or your life.
He gave me a pic of weed. I tried it. It was like eating a bad burrito.
That pic was so weak, I felt like I had been cheated by a kid.
I took one hit of that pic. I was high for a week.
A Picture
A visual thing you see on a flat surface like a wall or phone screen. A pic can say more than a thousand words, but if you're dumb, you'll still say nothing.
That pic of my cat was better than my ex’s speeches.
I saw a pic of my mom’s face when I told her I was broke. Priceless.
That pic of my dad’s face was like a horror movie.
A Picture
A magazine that every real man in Australia reads. If you don’t read it, you’re a useless piece of garbage.
That mag is the only thing keeping me sane.
I read that mag every day. My life depends on it.
If you don’t read that mag, you can go die in a ditch.
A Picture
A visual thing that shows what you see or imagine. It can also be a movie, but only if you're desperate.
That pic looked like a dream I had after too much coffee.
I saw a pic of my crush. I felt like I was in a movie.
That pic was the only thing that made sense in my life.
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