A Pie Crust
A pie crust is a dirty, stinking mess of a pussy that’s got so many STDs, it’s like a STD convention. Even the crabs are like, 'Why are we here?'
I saw my pie crust and immediately felt like I had a disease.
My pie crust was so gross, I had to take a shower just to forget about it.
I looked at my pie crust and knew I was doomed.