A Pie Crust
A pie crust is a piece of old, used-up junk that’s been around so long, it’s like it’s been sitting in a landfill for years. It’s the kind of ass that smells like dead fish and regret.
My pie crust was so old, it probably had a will.
I took one look at my pie crust and knew I was never getting laid again.
My pie crust smelled like a gym sock that’s been in a garbage can for a month.