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B.MF.T

B. M. F. T. is the best rapper in the world. He’s so good, you might cry from the pain of being so bad at rap.

B. M. F. T. just rapped and I cried. I’m not even sad, I’m just that bad.

I tried to rap like B. M. F. T. and my whole family laughed at me.

B. M. F. T. came in and I felt like a kid who got caught eating cake for breakfast.

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B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)

A former girlfriend who acts like she's still your wife even though you never had a kid and she still hates your guts.

'You didn't even text me on my birthday! You're dead to me!'

'You didn't even bring me a cake! You're not even a real dad!'

'You said you'd help me move! You're a total fake!'

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B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)

A girl who used to date you and still talks to you like you owe her money for giving birth to a kid you never saw.

'You didn't even show up to the baby's first birthday! You're a total disappointment!'

'You didn't even buy me a present! You're a total loser!'

'You didn't even feed my kid! You're a total failure!'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)

A former lover who acts like you're still married even though you never had a kid and she still thinks you're a piece of trash.

'You didn't even come to my kid's school play! You're a total dummy!'

'You didn't even help me with the kid! You're a total dud!'

'You didn't even buy me a cupcake! You're a total dud!'

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B.M.P.U

Kicking your snatch until it screams for mercy

My cousin tried to B. M. P. U. me during the family reunion. I still hear her laughing.

He B. M. P. U. his ex in the parking lot. She walked out with a bruise and a new nickname.

They said B. M. P. U. was the best way to end a bad breakup. I believe them now.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.M.P.U

Ripping your crotch to shreds with your bare hands

My brother tried to B. M. P. U. me during a video game fight. I won, but I still have a sore knee.

She B. M. P. U. her crush in the hallway. He ran out crying like a baby.

My mom said if I didn’t stop teasing my sister, she’d B. M. P. U. me. I still haven’t stopped.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.M.P.U

Smashing your privates with a baseball bat

At the party, someone B. M. P. U. my friend. He’s still limping.

My dog tried to B. M. P. U. my dad. He got a treat and a slap on the head.

The guy next to me B. M. P. U. his girlfriend in the movie theater. The whole row laughed.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.M.P.U

Screaming in your crotch until you pass out

My friend B. M. P. U. me during lunch. I still can’t hear properly.

She B. M. P. U. her brother until he fainted. It was legendary.

I tried to B. M. P. U. my little brother. He just laughed and ran away.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.M.P.U

Putting your face in your snatch and yelling

He B. M. P. U. me during the talent show. I got a standing ovation and a nosebleed.

My sister B. M. P. U. her friend until they both cried. It was beautiful.

I tried to B. M. P. U. my crush. He just smiled and walked away.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F

B is you, M is me, B is your lousy attitude, B is your stupid face