B.M.P.U

My cousin tried to B. M. P. U. me during the family reunion. I still hear her laughing.

He B. M. P. U. his ex in the parking lot. She walked out with a bruise and a new nickname.

They said B. M. P. U. was the best way to end a bad breakup. I believe them now.

My brother tried to B. M. P. U. me during a video game fight. I won, but I still have a sore knee.

She B. M. P. U. her crush in the hallway. He ran out crying like a baby.

My mom said if I didn’t stop teasing my sister, she’d B. M. P. U. me. I still haven’t stopped.

At the party, someone B. M. P. U. my friend. He’s still limping.

My dog tried to B. M. P. U. my dad. He got a treat and a slap on the head.

The guy next to me B. M. P. U. his girlfriend in the movie theater. The whole row laughed.

My friend B. M. P. U. me during lunch. I still can’t hear properly.

She B. M. P. U. her brother until he fainted. It was legendary.

I tried to B. M. P. U. my little brother. He just laughed and ran away.

He B. M. P. U. me during the talent show. I got a standing ovation and a nosebleed.

My sister B. M. P. U. her friend until they both cried. It was beautiful.

I tried to B. M. P. U. my crush. He just smiled and walked away.