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A stupid system that tries to stop missiles but fails every time, like a fat kid trying to block a punch.
My uncle tried to use it and got nuked by a toaster.
It’s like the US spent billions on a paperweight.
It’s so bad, even the missiles laugh at it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a woman is so confident, she doesn’t wait for anyone to ask her out, she just takes what she wants.
She walked up to the guy and said, ‘You’re my next date.’
He was still in the bathroom when she asked him out.
She didn’t even blink when she grabbed the guy’s arm and said, ‘We’re going out.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A huge underwater missile launcher that can blow up the world so much, it’s like the universe got a second opinion.
It can nuke the world 40 times and still have leftovers.
If this thing ever wakes up, we’re all dead.
It’s like the ocean has a nuclear bomb in its pants.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you trip a guy just to get to the girl first, like you’re in a race and you’re not even playing fair.
He tripped the guy and said, ‘She’s mine now.’
He knocked the guy over just to get to her before he could say anything.
He tripped the guy so hard, the guy fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a baby mom is having so much drama, it’s like her life is a soap opera and the drama is the main character.
Her baby mom drama was so bad, the neighbors had to call the cops.
She was fighting with her ex over who got to take the baby to school.
Her drama was so loud, the whole block heard it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid missile defense system that costs a ton of money and still can’t stop a single missile, like it’s a kid who can’t catch a ball.
It costs more than a mansion, and it still can’t stop a missile.
It’s like the system got hit by a truck and still didn’t notice.
It’s so bad, even the missiles feel sorry for it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sickness that hits black men after they eat, like they’re so full they can’t even stand up, and they fall asleep like it’s a party.
He ate three burgers and fell asleep in the middle of the street.
After that big meal, he was sleeping so hard, he didn’t notice the fire.
He ate so much, he slept through his own birthday.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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