B1 is your real girlfriend or boyfriend. B2 is the other person who somehow thinks they get a piece of the pie. You’re stuck with both and you hate it.
My B2 just texted me and said, 'I know you’re with B1, but we’re still on for Friday.' I replied, 'We’re not on for Friday. We’re on for jail.'
B2 sent me a voice note saying, 'I miss you more than B1.' I responded, 'You don’t miss me. You miss the free pizza.'
B2 showed up at my house while B1 was there. I said, 'What are you doing here?' She said, 'I’m here to take you away. B1 can’t handle your drama.'
B1 and B2 are two bananas in pajamas who go on wild adventures. They’re from Australia and they think they’re smart. They’re not. They’re just bananas.
My kid came home and said, 'B1 and B2 went to the moon today.' I said, 'They didn’t go to the moon. They went to the fridge.'
I watched B1 and B2 try to build a tower out of cereal boxes. It fell over. I said, 'That’s not a tower. That’s a disaster.'
My kid asked me, 'Why do B1 and B2 wear pajamas?' I said, 'Because they’re lazy and they like snacks.'
A stupid robot from Star Wars that the bad guys used in a war. They say "ROGER ROGER" instead of yes, and anyone who likes the bad guys has to use that too. They’re weak as hell, but the bad guys think having a million of them makes up for being trash.
"ROGER ROGER, SIR!" said the robot as it got crushed by a clone.
The clone army laughed at the robot. Then it multiplied and laughed back.
The robot said "ROGER ROGER" when asked if it wanted to die. It did.
A robot the bad guys used in a war. They say "ROGER ROGER" instead of yes, which is annoying as hell. They’re not strong, but the bad guys have so many of them, they might as well be a sea of weak robots.
The robot said "ROGER ROGER" when it got hit by a laser. It still kept going.
The clone laughed at the robot. Then the robot laughed back with 10 more robots.
The robot said "ROGER ROGER" and then got destroyed. But it was worth it.
A robot the bad guys used in a war. They say "ROGER ROGER" instead of yes, which is the worst. They’re weak, but the bad guys have so many, they might as well be a trashy army.
The robot said "ROGER ROGER" when it was asked if it wanted to fight. It did. And it lost.
The clone army didn’t like the robot. Then the robot multiplied and got revenge.
The robot said "ROGER ROGER" and got crushed. But it was happy.