B1 and B2

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B1 is your real girlfriend or boyfriend. B2 is the other person who somehow thinks they get a piece of the pie. You’re stuck with both and you hate it.

My B2 just texted me and said, 'I know you’re with B1, but we’re still on for Friday.' I replied, 'We’re not on for Friday. We’re on for jail.'

B2 sent me a voice note saying, 'I miss you more than B1.' I responded, 'You don’t miss me. You miss the free pizza.'

B2 showed up at my house while B1 was there. I said, 'What are you doing here?' She said, 'I’m here to take you away. B1 can’t handle your drama.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B1 and B2 are two bananas in pajamas who go on wild adventures. They’re from Australia and they think they’re smart. They’re not. They’re just bananas.

My kid came home and said, 'B1 and B2 went to the moon today.' I said, 'They didn’t go to the moon. They went to the fridge.'

I watched B1 and B2 try to build a tower out of cereal boxes. It fell over. I said, 'That’s not a tower. That’s a disaster.'

My kid asked me, 'Why do B1 and B2 wear pajamas?' I said, 'Because they’re lazy and they like snacks.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago