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A stupid robot from Star Wars that the bad guys used in a war. They say "ROGER ROGER" instead of yes, and anyone who likes the bad guys has to use that too. They’re weak as hell, but the bad guys think having a million of them makes up for being trash.
"ROGER ROGER, SIR!" said the robot as it got crushed by a clone.
The clone army laughed at the robot. Then it multiplied and laughed back.
The robot said "ROGER ROGER" when asked if it wanted to die. It did.