B Bendig
Eats so much it looks like a chip commercial exploded in their mouth
I ate four bags of chips and still kept eating
My face is now a chip factory
I’m not hungry anymore, I’m a snack monster
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B Bendig
Chomping like a dinosaur with a snack obsession
I bit through my cheek just to eat another chip
My hands are now chip covered
I’m eating so much I might turn into a chip
B Bendig
Eats so fast it looks like a chip machine is inside their head
I ate so fast my brain got chips stuck in it
My mouth is now a snack portal
I’m eating so much I might need a snack vacation
B Bell" "B Belle
B Bell is the trashiest way to say blackbell. It’s like your cousin’s ex who still texts you and calls you bestie.
My cousin called me B Bell in the middle of a group chat. I blocked him.
My DMs are full of B Bell. I don’t even know what that means.
My teacher said B Bell is the worst. I agreed and got a detention.
B Bell" "B Belle
B Belle is like when you spell blackbell wrong on purpose. It’s the rudest way to be fancy.
I wrote B Belle on my test. The teacher gave me a zero.
My friend said B Belle and got kicked out of the club.
I used B Belle in my essay. My mom cried.
B + M
B + M is the roller coaster gods. Their rides are so smooth, you’d think you’re floating on a cloud. But then the wheels scream like a banshee on a bad day.
"Nemesis is the best coaster ever. It’s like being tossed in a blender and then thrown out a window.", @rollercoasterguy
"Oblivion is the devil’s roller coaster. I got a headache and a new nickname: Oblivion.", @coasteraddict23
"Mantis is so fast, I thought I was going to die. Then I realized I was just going to be late to work.", @coasterman99
B + M
Brick and Mortar is old school. Like, really old school. No fancy phones or apps, just real stores with real people who can actually help you.
"I went to the store and asked for help. The guy didn’t even blink. I think he’s been there since the 80s.", @brickandmortarfan
"Brick and Mortar is the only place I can buy a real sandwich. Not some weird app food.", @storelover
"I don’t need a phone to buy things. I just need a store and a person who knows what they’re doing.", @oldman23
B + M
Soulmates are like the best friends you ever had. Except they’re also your partner in crime. And you never want to leave them.
"My soulmate and I have been together for 10 years. We still argue about who made the bed.", @soulmate123
"Soulmates are the only people who can tolerate your weird habits.", @soulmatequeen
"My soulmate and I are like a married couple. We argue, we fight, and we still love each other.", @soulmateking
B + M
B$M is the worst family in the world. They bully, they raid, they smoke on oozy and they don’t care if you get banned.
"B$M just raided my server. I got banned and I don’t even know who did it.", @serverraider
"They smoke on oozy like it’s their job. I can’t even breathe.", @oozyuser
"B$M is like a gang. They don’t care if you get banned. They just want to make you suffer.", @serverking
B + M
B + M is when you go number two and it feels like you’re dying. Or maybe you’re just really constipated.
"I had a B + M so bad, I thought I was going to die. Then I realized I just needed a laxative.", @bowlmovement
"B + M is the worst. It’s like being stuck in a toilet for hours.", @toiletuser
"I had a B + M so bad, I think I got a new nickname: The Bowl.", @bowlqueen
B + M
Black and Mild is like a cigar, but way better. It smells like vanilla and it tastes like heaven.
"Black and Mild is the best thing ever. It smells like heaven and it tastes like heaven.", @cigarlover
"I smoke Black and Mild and it’s like I’m in heaven. I just don’t want to leave.", @cigarqueen
"Black and Mild is the only thing that can make me happy. Even my mom can’t do that.", @cigarman
B + M
Bitch and Moan is when you lose an argument and you just can’t shut up. You’re like a broken record.
"I lost the argument and now I’m just bitching and moaning. I can’t shut up.", @bitchandmoan
"My friend lost the argument and now he’s just bitching and moaning. It’s like he’s a broken record.", @bitchandmoan2
"Bitch and Moan is like having a conversation with a broken record. You can’t shut up.", @bitchandmoan3
B A moment
A short time when you act like a total tough guy and people finally realize you're not just a loud mouth. See B A.
I walked past my ex-boss at the mall and didn't even say hi. That was a B A moment.
He flipped me off in traffic and drove away like he was king. That was a B A moment.
She cussed me out in front of the whole office. That was a B A moment.
B A moment
When you're so far up in life that you pass the place you used to work at and it's like you're royalty and they're just trash.
I drove by my old job and it looked like it was about to shut down. That was a B A moment.
She passed her old coworkers and they were still wearing the same ugly shirts. That was a B A moment.
He saw his old boss crying in the parking lot. That was a B A moment.
B 45
a smelly cigar made from cheap tobacco and weed, soaked in cheap whisky and then dried so it smells like a fart in a sauna
I tried this B 45 and my lungs are now on fire and my nose is crying.
My cousin’s B 45 made the whole bus smell like a dead raccoon.
That B 45 tasted like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.
B 45
when you hit your head so hard on the keyboard you might as well have a new hairstyle
I B 45’d my keyboard and now my forehead has a new tattoo.
My B 45 was so loud my dog ran out of the room.
I B 45’d my laptop and now my screen is broken and my brain is confused.
B 45
when someone blocks you on social media and it’s like they’re telling you to shut up and leave
I got B 45’d by my ex and now I can’t even see her cat posts.
My mom B 45’d me because I posted a photo of her in pajamas.
That guy B 45’d me because I called his dog a hairball.
B - Donky Slap
When you whack your dong on someones butt. The bigger the butt the better. And you hope it makes them scream.
Bro just did a donky slap on my cousin and she ran out of the room crying.
At the party I did a donky slap on the mayor and he fell over.
My mom did a donky slap on my dad and he got a bruise.
B - Donky Slap
Hitting someone's butt with your flappy thing. It's like a surprise attack. And you get a laugh out of it.
He did a donky slap on my sister and she threw a glass of water at him.
During gym class I did a donky slap on my teacher and he yelled at me.
My dog did a donky slap on my neighbor and it scared the cat.
B - Donky Slap
When you hit someone's butt with your weenie. It's the worst. And you make them mad.
I did a donky slap on my brother and he hit me back.
My friend did a donky slap on my teacher and got detention.
At the mall I did a donky slap on a shopkeeper and he kicked me out.