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A wrench in the system

A total mess that ruins everything, like throwing a wrench into a perfectly working clock and making it tick in reverse.

My dog chased my cat into the neighbor's yard.

My phone kept dying during my favorite game.

My friend showed up to my party wearing a chicken suit.

A wrench in the system

A huge disaster that breaks your plan into tiny pieces, like throwing a wrench into a machine and watching it turn into a pile of broken junk.

My car started smoking and then caught on fire.

My pet fish died and then my dog ate it.

My dad tried to fix the fridge and now it's leaking soup.

A wouter is when a girl at a party shoves her mouth down your throat in a bathroom because she thinks you're hot and doesn't care if you're gross.

Hey, I just got a wouter at the house party. I'm still tasting her like she's my last meal.

My cousin got a wouter in the bathroom and now he's stuck there for the rest of the night.

I did a wouter at the party and now I'm the talk of the town. Or the talk of the toilet.

A wouter is the smartest, most creative guy you'll ever meet. He plays guitar like it's his job, and he's so kind that he'll make you feel like you're the only one in the world.

My best friend is a wouter. He's the kind of guy who'll help you with your homework and still have time to write you a love note.

I met a wouter and he made me feel like I was the most beautiful person on Earth. I still don't know why.

I've been dating a wouter for two years, and he still tells me I'm beautiful every day. It's annoying but I like it.

A wouter is someone who talks so much about Dark Souls that they forget to breathe and end up talking in their sleep.

My buddy is a wouter. He talks about Dark Souls more than he talks to his mom.

I had a wouter in my class. He was explaining Dark Souls during lunch. I ate my sandwich in silence.

My cousin is a wouter. He dreams about Dark Souls and wakes up talking about it.

A wouter is a guy with a massive cock and a bunch of girls who love him. He plays PS4 like it's a sport and laughs at everything.

My neighbor is a wouter. He has a cock so big that it has its own Instagram.

My friend is a wouter. He's got 10 girls in his life and still has time to play PS4 with me.

My cousin is a wouter. He laughs so hard when he plays PS4, he cries.

A wouter is a common name for Dutch boys, like the guy who invented the wouter and forgot to clean his room for 10 years.

My friend's name is Wouter. He's Dutch and his room is a disaster.

I met a wouter at the grocery store. He was buying chips and forgot to pay.

My uncle is a wouter. He's been Dutch for 50 years and still doesn't know how to clean his room.

A wouter is someone who throws a party, gets so wasted he pukes in his backyard, and then passes out like a dead animal.

My brother is a wouter. He threw a party and ended up puking in the grass. It was awesome.

I went to a wouter's party. He vomited in the backyard and then passed out on the ground. It was legendary.

My friend is a wouter. He threw a party, got drunk, puked in the pool, and then fell asleep on the couch.

A wouter is someone who's wicked, awesome, and so sick it's like they've been hit by a truck and loved it.

My friend is a wouter. He's so awesome, he made my day when he told me I was cool.

I met a wouter who was so wicked, he made the pizza fall off the table.

My neighbor is a wouter. He's so sick, he can make a dog laugh.

A fake biker who talks about bikelife like they know what it is but can't ride worth a damn. They always find a way to blame others for their bad riding.

'I was just trying to do a wheelie, not sure why it didn't work.' 'You just suck at riding, bro.'

'I had a bike, but I didn’t know you were riding. I was just chilling.'

'I said I was going to ride, but I didn’t.'

A person who has every bike ever but still can't ride. They hang out with the cool kids but don’t do anything fun.

'I had a bike but I didn’t know you were going to ride.'

'I said I would ride but I didn’t.'

'I had a bike but I didn’t know where the boys were going.'

A whiny biker who can’t ride and keeps making excuses. They complain like a little girl and want a bike that’s too big but can’t even send a big one.

'I had a bike but it was too big for me.'

'I can’t ride because I didn’t know you were going.'

'I didn’t ride because I was too tired and my bike was too big.'

Bad thoughts that make someone act like a crazy person. They turn people into mean, messy, and violent versions of themselves.

'I had a bad day and I just wanted to punch someone.'

'I got yelled at and now I feel like a crazy person.'

'I had a bad thought and now I'm just being messy.'

A long, slimy snake guy who smells bad and just wants to be left alone.

'That worm was slithering through the grass like it owned the place.'

'He looked like a snake that just came out of the sewer.'

'That worm was so slimy, I couldn’t look at him.'

A person who can’t do cool bike moves and just stands there like a dummy. People laugh at them when they fail.

'He tried to do a wheelie but fell flat on his face.'

'He couldn’t do a combo and just stood there like a dummy.'

'He tried to do a combo but just failed.'

When someone sticks their finger up another person’s butt. It’s gross and usually done for fun or revenge.

'He stuck his finger up my butt and laughed like a maniac.'

'She stuck her finger up his butt and he couldn’t move.'

'He did it just because he wanted to be mean.'

A word for meaghan

I think about you so much I can’t even focus on my pizza anymore.

I saw a girl in the cafeteria and I got a hard-on.

I was supposed to be studying and I just stared at my phone for 2 hours.

I got distracted by a guy in my class and I forgot my math test.

A word for meaghan

You’re the only one who can make me laugh when I’m dying inside.

You texted me and I laughed so hard I cried.

You told a joke and I forgot I had a broken heart.

You made me forget my anxiety for 10 minutes.

A word for meaghan

You’re the only one who ever made me feel like I was worth something.

You told me I was cool and I believed it.

You said I was smart and I stopped doubting myself.

You said I was worth it and I actually believed it.