A wouter
A wouter is someone who's wicked, awesome, and so sick it's like they've been hit by a truck and loved it.
My friend is a wouter. He's so awesome, he made my day when he told me I was cool.
I met a wouter who was so wicked, he made the pizza fall off the table.
My neighbor is a wouter. He's so sick, he can make a dog laugh.