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A Phil
A Phil is like a god who wears a purple tank top and carries a big brass instrument around.
He wears a purple tank top and carries a big brass instrument. He’s a Phil.
He’s like a god who’s always wearing purple. He’s a Phil.
He walks around with a brass instrument and a purple tank top. He’s a Phil.
A Pewdiepie video
A time when you watch something and wish you were dead.
I watched a Pewdiepie video and my brain exploded.
His face looked like it was about to scream at me.
I fell asleep during it and woke up with a headache.
A Pewdiepie video
A short break before your life gets worse.
I took a break from my life to watch a Pewdiepie video.
It was like a little vacation for my soul.
I watched one and forgot my problems existed.
A Pewdiepie video
A moment you pretend you’re not crying from sadness.
I watched a Pewdiepie video and cried like a baby.
I tried to be tough but my face was a mess.
I pretended I was fine, but my eyes were leaking.
A Pewdiepie video
A short time when you feel like you’ve been tortured.
His video was like being tortured by a loudspeaker.
I felt like I was being screamed at for ten minutes straight.
I couldn’t take it and I had to turn it off.
A Pewdiepie video
A quick escape from your own thoughts.
I watched a Pewdiepie video to get my mind off things.
It was like a little distraction from my problems.
I didn’t think about anything else for ten minutes.
A Pewdiepie video
A short time when your brain goes on strike.
I watched a Pewdiepie video and my brain went to sleep.
It was like my brain took a break from being annoying.
I couldn’t think straight after it.
A Pewdiepie
A place where your family gets murdered but one guy survives because he’s a tough son of a biscuit.
My mom died. My dad died. My brother died. I’m the only one left. I’m the last PewDiePie.
My entire family got killed. I’m the only one who got a medal and a sandwich.
I killed my whole family. I’m the last PewDiePie. And I’m proud.
A Pewdiepie
A Minecraft YouTuber who makes so much money he could buy a sandwich for every person on Earth.
PewDiePie is rich. Richer than my lunch money.
He plays Minecraft. And he’s famous. Like, really famous.
He’s got more money than my mom’s shopping spree.
A Pewdiepie
A 30-year-old man who screams like a toddler at 3 AM and still thinks he’s a kid.
He yelled FLOOR GANG at 3 AM. I got a headache and a bruise.
He’s 30 but acts like a 10-year-old who got kicked out of a candy store.
He yells FLOOR GANG like it’s the most important thing in the universe.
A Pewdiepie
A Minecraft YouTuber who’s so good he could beat your brother in a math test.
He’s better than my brother. My brother failed math.
He plays Minecraft and wins. I play Minecraft and lose.
He’s got better skills than my mom’s cooking.
A Pewdiepie
The internet. But with more screaming and less homework.
The internet is PewDiePie. He screams. I do homework.
The internet is like a party. PewDiePie is the DJ who yells at everyone.
The internet is a place. PewDiePie is the loud kid in the back.
A Pewdiepie
A YouTuber who’s so good he could make your mom cry and your dad laugh.
He’s better than T-Series. T-Series is just a guy who talks too much.
He’s like my mom’s favorite sandwich. T-Series is just a side dish.
He’s better than T-Series. T-Series is just a guy who talks too much.
A Pewdiepie
A Minecraft YouTuber. If a 5th grader hears anyone disrespect PewDiePie, they’ll throw a tantrum and cry like a baby.
My 5th-grade brother cried when someone said PewDiePie was bad.
He got mad and cried. I got a snack.
He screamed like a baby. I got a cookie.
A Petty Malaya
She's the most annoying person ever. She acts like she's cool, but she's just a bunch of fake friends and old boyfriends. She says 'smd' like it's a religion, but she doesn't even know what it means. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge ego.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my spot at the lunch table.
You said smd, but you just got dumped.
SMD? I could’ve been your best friend.
A Petty Malaya
She's a total trashy queen. She's got a bunch of fake hoes and thinks she's the best. She's always bragging about her exes, but they're all just sad people who can't move on. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a bigger mouth.
I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
You called me a ho, but you’re the one with 3 boyfriends.
You're a ho, but I have a better job.
A Petty Malaya
She's the most annoying person you'll ever meet. She says smd and smp like it's a language, but she doesn't know what they mean. She has a bunch of fake friends and old boyfriends, and she's always trying to act like she's the best. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I'm still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I'm still mad you took my seat.
SMD? I’m still mad you said my job was trash.
A Petty Malaya
She's a total petty queen. She thinks she's the best, but she's just a bunch of fake hoes and old boyfriends. She's always saying smd, but she doesn't even know what it means. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge ego.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my best friend.
You said smd, but I’m still mad you said my hair was ugly.
SMD? I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
A Petty Malaya
She's the most annoying person in the world. She's got fake hoes and old boyfriends, and she thinks she's the best. She says smd and smp like they're magic words, but she doesn't even know what they mean. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I’m still mad you said I was ugly.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my seat.
A Petty Malaya
She's a total fake queen. She has a bunch of hoes and old boyfriends, but they're all just sad people. She says smd and smp like they're important, but she doesn't even know what they mean. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I'm still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I'm still mad you said I was fake.
SMD? I'm still mad you took my seat.
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