Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Phil is a guy who won’t chase a girl because he’s too lazy to even pick up his phone and reply.

Bro, I saw her on Instagram and she was hot, but I didn’t text her back. I’m a Phil.

I’m not texting her. I’m saving my energy for my lunch break. I’m a Phil.

I saw her at the store, but I didn’t say hi. I’m a Phil.

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A Phil is a smelly, stupid guy who hangs around kids and eats their snacks.

That guy at the park who eats my chips and calls me a nerd is a Phil.

My uncle shows up at school and eats my candy. He’s a Phil.

That smelly old man who takes my snack at lunch is a Phil.

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Pullin a Phil is when you’re too ugly to get a date, so you end up with a crossdresser at a bar after too many shots.

I tried to flirt with a girl, but she left me for a crossdresser. I pulled a Phil.

I got so drunk I ended up with a crossdresser. Classic Phil move.

I didn’t get a date, so I settled for a crossdresser. I’m a Phil.

4

A Phil is a total dweeb who thinks his dad in a pink speedo is the coolest thing ever.

My dad wears a pink speedo, and I think he’s a legend. I’m a Phil.

I look up to my dad in his leopard skin speedo. I’m a Phil.

I think my dad in a pink speedo is the best. I’m a Phil.

5

A Phil is a high school king who flirts with all the hot older ladies and is always high on something.

He’s got all the girls and he’s always on some drug. He’s a Phil.

He’s the guy who dates all the teachers and he’s always high. He’s a Phil.

He’s got a huge package and he’s got all the girls. He’s a Phil.

6

A Phil is a giant, intimidating man who’s also super funny and gets all the girls.

He’s six feet tall and he’s got all the girls. He’s a Phil.

He’s huge, funny, and everyone wants to be him. He’s a Phil.

He’s a giant who’s also the funniest guy in school. He’s a Phil.

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A Phil is like a god who wears a purple tank top and carries a big brass instrument around.

He wears a purple tank top and carries a big brass instrument. He’s a Phil.

He’s like a god who’s always wearing purple. He’s a Phil.

He walks around with a brass instrument and a purple tank top. He’s a Phil.