A Phil - Pullin a Phil is when you’re too ugly to get a date, so you

Pullin a Phil is when you’re too ugly to get a date, so you end up with a crossdresser at a bar after too many shots.

I tried to flirt with a girl, but she left me for a crossdresser. I pulled a Phil.

I got so drunk I ended up with a crossdresser. Classic Phil move.

I didn’t get a date, so I settled for a crossdresser. I’m a Phil.