A Phil - A Phil is a total dweeb who thinks his dad in a pink speedo

A Phil is a total dweeb who thinks his dad in a pink speedo is the coolest thing ever.

My dad wears a pink speedo, and I think he’s a legend. I’m a Phil.

I look up to my dad in his leopard skin speedo. I’m a Phil.

I think my dad in a pink speedo is the best. I’m a Phil.