Discover Slang

A Sheila
A Sheila is a sister, a friend, and the best cook in the world. She’ll laugh at your jokes, cry with you, and never let you eat cold pizza.
Sheila cooked me a whole meal when I had the flu.
Sheila cried when I broke up with my crush.
Sheila told me I was the worst friend ever, then bought me ice cream.
A Sheila
A Sheila is a woman from Australia or New Zealand. She’s the kind of woman who makes men want to propose and women want to be her best friend.
Sheila came in and all the guys were like, 'Who is this?'
Sheila told my crush I was a bad boyfriend.
Sheila is the only person who can beat my dad at chess.
A Sheila
A Sheila is the most beautiful woman on the planet. If she walks in the room, everyone else fades into the background.
Sheila walked in and I forgot my own name.
Sheila got my crush to text me, and I died.
Sheila is the reason I failed my math test.
A Sheila
A Sheila is the kind of woman who will kick your ass if you cross her. She’s got your back, tells it like it is, and will laugh at your worst jokes.
Sheila told my teacher I was sick because I was fighting with my crush.
Sheila called my dad a ‘disgrace to humanity’ in front of the whole class.
Sheila laughed so hard when I fell off the bleachers.
A Sheila
A Sheila is a girl from Australia who’s smart, beautiful, and knows how to make a guy fall in love with her.
Sheila got my crush to like me, and I owe her my life.
Sheila aced the test and I failed because I was distracted by her.
Sheila told my crush I was ‘a total disaster’ and he believed her.
A Shepharding
A Shepharding is a guy who talks like a broken robot, never gets mad, and acts like he's the toughest man alive, even though he's probably scared of a loud noise.
'Hey bro, I just watched you fail three times in a row and you still said nothing. You're a Shepharding.'
My cousin is a Shepharding. He didn't even blink when his dog bit his brother's face off.
I asked him why he never yells and he said, 'I don’t want to seem weak.' I told him, 'You're not weak, you're just boring.'
A Shepharding
Not a Shepherd. He’s a total loser in real life, but he’s a beast in games. He probably cries if he loses.
He beat me in Fortnite, then told me he's not a Shepherd. I told him he's a Shepharding.
He plays like a god, but I saw him trip over a bag and fall flat on his face in the grocery store.
He says he's not a Shepherd, but he cried when his dog died. That’s not a Shepherd, that’s a baby.
A Shepharding
A Shepharding is a guy who hits on other guys like they're the last slice of pizza. He’s always trying to get in someone’s pants.
He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall with him. I said, 'You're a Shepharding.' He said, 'Yeah, and I'm proud of it.'
He tried to kiss my brother at the gym. My brother said, 'You're a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I'm a good one.'
He hit on my neighbor and said, 'You’re hot.' My neighbor said, 'You’re a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I’m a very active one.'
A Shepharding
A German Shepherd is a dog that will bite you if you look at it wrong. It’s like a dog with a temper and a body like a tank.
My neighbor’s German Shepherd bit my mailman for no reason. The mailman said, 'That dog is a monster.'
My dog ran away from home and came back with a German Shepherd. It looked at me like I had wronged it for 10 years.
I saw a German Shepherd chase a kid all the way to the park. The kid said, 'That dog’s a psycho.'
A Shepharding
A Shepharding is a guy who nobody remembers, but he’s been through hell and needs a hug. He’s the guy who just stands there and stares at you like you owe him money.
I saw him in the game and felt bad. He looked like he was about to cry.
He’s been through explosions, crashes, and monsters, but nobody remembers him.
He just stood there and said, 'I need a hug.' I gave him one, and he said, 'Thank you.'
A Shepharding
A Shepharding is a peasant who somehow became a king by either being the best at sports or fighting the prince to death. The others just stole the crown and ran off with it.
He fought the prince to death and became king. The prince said, 'You're a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I'm proud of it.'
He stole the crown and ran off with it. The king said, 'He’s a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I’m a good one.'
He was the best at sports and became king. The crowd said, 'He’s a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I'm a very active one.'
A Shepharding
A Shepharding is a guy who’s always saving people, but he’s secretly a total softie. He hides his fear so people don’t get scared.
He saved everyone in the crash, but he was shaking like a leaf.
He told me he was afraid, but he still saved me from dying.
He’s the guy who hides his fear so people don’t get scared.
A Sharon move
When someone hates the song Medicine by Harry Styles so much they throw their phone at a wall.
I heard Medicine again and I threw my phone at the wall like it was Harry Styles本人.
My mom played Medicine and I screamed and threw my phone at the fridge.
I got so mad at Medicine I threw my phone at my dog and it bit the phone.
A Sharon move
When someone calls Medicine the worst song ever and starts crying like it’s a tragedy.
I cried when I heard Medicine. It was like my soul was ripped out.
My friend heard Medicine and started sobbing like it was the end of the world.
I listened to Medicine once and I cried for 20 minutes straight.
A Sharon move
When someone yells at Harry Styles for making Medicine and says he should die.
I yelled at Harry Styles for making Medicine and told him he should die.
I texted Harry Styles and said Medicine is the worst and he should be dead.
I screamed at my TV when Medicine came on and said Harry Styles should be buried.
A Shard Breakup
A breakup where one person flips the bird and the other cries like a baby, and it has to happen before the 2-month dating anniversary
'I’m out. You’re a waste of my time.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know how to shut up.'
'You said you’d be here. You weren’t. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
A Shard Breakup
When one person walks out and the other sits there crying like a kicked puppy, and it has to happen by the 2-month mark
'I’m gone. You’re a disaster.' 'But I still love you!' 'No, you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
A Shard Breakup
A breakup where one person gives zero farts and the other cries like they were dumped by a dog, and it has to happen before the 2-month mark
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
A Shard Breakup
A breakup where one person says goodbye and the other sobs like they were hit by a truck, and it has to happen within 2 months
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
A Shard Breakup
A breakup where one person walks out and the other cries like they were dumped by a dog, and it has to happen before the 2-month mark
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
xs