A Sheila

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A Sheila is a woman from Australia. She's not just any woman she's the whole damn country.
Hey Sheila, you're the reason I passed geography.
I told my teacher I was sick because of you, Sheila.
Sheila, if you were a sandwich I'd eat you every day.
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A Sheila is the kind of woman who turns a boring party into a full-blown riot. She wears crazy clothes, has killer shoes, and knows everyone’s secrets.
Sheila showed up and suddenly we were all dancing on tables.
Sheila started a fight with the DJ and won.
Sheila made my boss cry by singing karaoke.
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A Sheila is a sister, a friend, and the best cook in the world. She’ll laugh at your jokes, cry with you, and never let you eat cold pizza.
Sheila cooked me a whole meal when I had the flu.
Sheila cried when I broke up with my crush.
Sheila told me I was the worst friend ever, then bought me ice cream.
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A Sheila is a woman from Australia or New Zealand. She’s the kind of woman who makes men want to propose and women want to be her best friend.
Sheila came in and all the guys were like, 'Who is this?'
Sheila told my crush I was a bad boyfriend.
Sheila is the only person who can beat my dad at chess.
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A Sheila is the most beautiful woman on the planet. If she walks in the room, everyone else fades into the background.
Sheila walked in and I forgot my own name.
Sheila got my crush to text me, and I died.
Sheila is the reason I failed my math test.
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A Sheila is the kind of woman who will kick your ass if you cross her. She’s got your back, tells it like it is, and will laugh at your worst jokes.
Sheila told my teacher I was sick because I was fighting with my crush.
Sheila called my dad a ‘disgrace to humanity’ in front of the whole class.
Sheila laughed so hard when I fell off the bleachers.
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A Sheila is a girl from Australia who’s smart, beautiful, and knows how to make a guy fall in love with her.
Sheila got my crush to like me, and I owe her my life.
Sheila aced the test and I failed because I was distracted by her.
Sheila told my crush I was ‘a total disaster’ and he believed her.
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