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A girl you want to kiss so bad you’d probably cry if she said no, but she just laughs at you and calls you her ‘best friend’ like it’s a punishment.

You asked her to the dance and she said ‘sure’ but then brought her crush.

She made you her ‘best friend’ and still calls you ‘dumb’ in front of everyone.

You told her you liked her and she said ‘oh, cute’ and went to lunch with her crush.

The perfect girl, like a god or something, who’s cool, kind, and doesn’t even bother being annoying.

She helped you with your math homework and still got an A.

She brought you coffee when you were sad and didn’t even ask for anything in return.

She sat with you at lunch even though she had the best table.

A human-shaped monster who makes your life a living hell just for fun and doesn’t even feel guilty about it.

She called you a ‘dumbass’ in front of the whole class.

She took your lunch and put it in the trash.

She laughed at your failed science experiment like it was the best thing ever.

A girl who is hot, cool, and sometimes acts like a total witch when she feels like it.

She smiled at you and then said your name wrong on purpose.

She laughed at your joke and then said it was ‘not funny’.

She sat next to you and then made fun of your hair.

A person who is basically a superhero, always helping people and being extra creative, like a mad scientist who also helps you with your homework.

She drew you a comic about your life and it was amazing.

She helped your mom with her cooking and made it taste like heaven.

She turned your boring project into a totally awesome thing.

A name that means ‘earth goddess’ but also means ‘skinny and useless’ if you’re a girl. It’s basically a curse from the heavens.

Your cousin said you’re ‘skinny and useless’ and laughed at you.

Your aunt called you ‘earth goddess’ and then said you were ‘skinny and useless’ later.

Your brother said you’re ‘earth goddess’ and then called you ‘useless’ when you failed math.

The best girl ever! She’s so cool you’ll probably die of envy. She’s got no bad habits and is always chill, but sometimes she’s so quiet you think she’s dead.

Baani is the only person who can make me feel like a failure just by smiling.

She’s like the calm before the storm, but the storm never comes.

If Baani were a snack, she’d be a bag of chips, perfect and always there for you.

A total witch who picks on nice people like they’re her personal punching bag.

Baani turned my lunch into a science experiment and I got food poisoning.

She laughed at my failed TikTok dance and posted it on Instagram.

Baani made my dog cry and now he won’t eat my pizza.

The girl you want to kiss but she’s stuck in your friend zone like a trapped squirrel.

Baani is the reason I failed my math test, she distracted me with her smile.

I told her I liked her and she just said, ‘We’re still friends, right?’

Baani is the only person who can make me feel like a total idiot and still be my best friend.

A hot girl who’s also cool, but she can be a total pain in the butt when she wants to be.

Baani is hot, but she also turned my project into a total disaster.

She’s like a perfect pizza, hot, cool, and sometimes she adds extra cheese just to annoy you.

Baani can be the best friend ever, but she also can be the worst.

A total legend who’s super creative and always helps out her friends and family like they’re her personal heroes.

Baani is like a superhero who also knows how to draw and write poetry.

She helped me with my homework and still had time to make me a sandwich.

Baani’s the reason I passed my test, she’s like a genius with a side of chill.

A name for a girl who’s super skinny and sometimes considered useless, but she’s also a goddess according to some people.

Baani is so skinny, she could fit in a backpack and still be a goddess.

She’s called a goddess, but she can’t even lift my backpack.

Baani is like a snack, she’s super thin, but she’s also totally magical.

A bamin is like the weakest link in the chain. They let everyone walk all over them. They don’t even know how to look someone in the eye. Their brain is slower than a snail on a lazy Sunday.

'I tried to stand up for myself, but I just tripped over my own feet.'

'I got called a bamin in class because I didn’t even flinch when the teacher yelled at me.'

'I asked for a sandwich, and the bamin brought me a napkin instead.'

A bamin is someone who’s so low on confidence, they probably think the floor is looking at them. They have a brain so small, it could fit in a thimble. They also sway like they're trying to dance at a funeral.

'I saw the bamin in the hallway, and he was doing the wave with his head.'

'The bamin tried to answer the question, but it came out like a whisper with a stutter.'

'He leaned against the wall like it was his job, and the wall was laughing at him.'

A bamin is someone who’s so scared of life, they probably think the sun is a bully. They can’t even look you in the eye when you’re being nice to them. Their brain is so slow, it takes them 10 minutes to process a joke.

'The bamin tried to say hello, but it took him three tries and a sigh.'

'He leaned on the table so hard, it almost broke, and no one even noticed.'

'He whispered the answer to the question like it was a secret, and it was just wrong.'

A bamin is someone who’s so low on self-esteem, they probably think the floor is their best friend. They act like they’re made of jelly and can’t even stand straight. Their brain is slower than a turtle on a treadmill.

'He leaned on the wall like it was going to fall over, and it didn’t even budge.'

'He whispered the answer to the question, and it took 10 seconds for it to get there.'

'He looked at the ground so much, it probably got a tan.'

A bamin is someone who’s so scared of everything, they probably think the ceiling is watching them. They have a brain so tiny, it could be used as a paperweight. They also sway like they’re trying to seduce a brick wall.

'He swayed side to side like he was trying to impress a statue.'

'He whispered the answer to the question like it was a confession.'

'He leaned on the desk like he was trying to make it cry.'

A bamin is someone who’s so low on self-worth, they think the floor is their boss. Their brain is so slow, it takes them a lifetime to think. They also sway like they’re trying to hypnotize a ghost.

'He stood there swaying like he was doing a slow dance with a ghost.'

'He whispered the answer, and the teacher had to repeat the question three times.'

'He leaned on the wall like it was his only friend.'

Baanee

A person who forgets your birthday and then acts like it's a big deal when they finally remember.

I texted you 3 times on my birthday. You replied the next day with 'Oh hey, I forgot your birthday.'

You didn't show up to my party. Then you texted me 2 days later with 'I had a bad day, so I forgot your birthday.'

You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you forgot it. Again.