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A person who forgets your birthday and then acts like it's a big deal when they finally remember.

I texted you 3 times on my birthday. You replied the next day with 'Oh hey, I forgot your birthday.'

You didn't show up to my party. Then you texted me 2 days later with 'I had a bad day, so I forgot your birthday.'

You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you forgot it. Again.

Someone who forgets your birthday and then blames everything else for it like it's their ex or their cat.

You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you texted me, 'I forgot because my cat died.'

I asked you about my birthday. You said, 'I was busy with my ex.'

You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you said, 'I forgot because I had a meeting with my cat.'

A person who forgets your birthday and then acts like they're the best friend when they finally remember.

You forgot my birthday. Then you texted me 2 weeks later with, 'Hey, I remembered your birthday!'

You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you forgot it. Then you said, 'I remembered your birthday!'

You forgot my birthday. Then you showed up at my house with a cake and said, 'I remembered your birthday!'