Baanee
A person who forgets your birthday and then acts like they're the best friend when they finally remember.
You forgot my birthday. Then you texted me 2 weeks later with, 'Hey, I remembered your birthday!'
You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you forgot it. Then you said, 'I remembered your birthday!'
You forgot my birthday. Then you showed up at my house with a cake and said, 'I remembered your birthday!'