Baamin
A bamin is someone who’s so scared of life, they probably think the sun is a bully. They can’t even look you in the eye when you’re being nice to them. Their brain is so slow, it takes them 10 minutes to process a joke.
'The bamin tried to say hello, but it took him three tries and a sigh.'
'He leaned on the table so hard, it almost broke, and no one even noticed.'
'He whispered the answer to the question like it was a secret, and it was just wrong.'